KOOPERSMITHin': February 2019

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

3 Words 4 U: 🗣 #No_Brainer_Day🧠 ©1996

I made it up myself - over 23 years ago as of:

#February_27_2019: 8:45 AM CST

Had I not been hailed as:

'America's Premier Eventologist'

as early as 1997

all of these HOLiDATES would be classified as

FAKE NEWS...

But that again is yet another Blog Story.

CONTiNUING ON-WORD:

This is a HOLiDATE We really need.

CALi

is hiding from her Thoughts

here in this Photo
on the 23rd Annual
Celebration of our
No Brainer_Day🧠 ©1996.

CALi & I are on our 270^TH CATariffic FELiNE HOLiDATE & a DAY to go ‘mindless’ sounds pretty enticing WRiTE now. Feel free to quote-unquote me on that one iF you like. I'm sure it's how plenty of People are feeling in this Day & Age.

iN CASE YOU'RE WONDERiNG:

The BACKSTORY about this EVENTOLOGIiCAL HOLiDATE is attributed 2 my Friend, EDY who worked @ the Local Printing Press on North Broadway (popular in The 1990s B4 everything WENT DiGiTAL (dig it) across from Walgreens.

Whenever I’d bring in a complicated Print Job on 1 of my Creative Projects @ The TiME & was oh-so worried that they would DO iT RiGHT, She’d smile and say:

“It’s a NO BRAiNER, Adrienne”

assuring me all would turn out OK.” Rest assured, She was always on-target.

Then, 1 Day as I wanted to immortalize her very Words so others would feel the same way, I asked EDY when her Birthday is – was and She said:

February 27^TH.

The Rest is EVENTOLOGiCAL History. She made The E-Roster by only saying 2 Words:

NO BRAiNER.

Now, it’s 1 of Google’s most popular Hits (in both Words & Images) & a Delight to JOURNALiSTS (from across the World) who like writing about a TOPiC with no ‘Real Backbone.’ With all the Hate-Violence-Crime-Confusion, this is a Pleasant Diversion to say the very least. HOLiDATES as these 'clear and clean out your BRAiN' - resetting it for the Remainder of The Year.

A Smattering of those who saw my Theory for its Creation (as stated above) includes:

www.checkiday.com/3f2ac68482940e195cfff005a090cba7/no-brainer-day

www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/February/nobrainerday.htm

www.thetelegraph.com/news/article/It-is-a-no-brainer-12650433.php

www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=524577372

So many Journalists of all Levels write about my HOLiDATES that I can’t keep up w/ them all. It’s just the Nature of The Game when you are massively creating an EVENTOLOGiCAL EMPiRE as I do since July 25, 1990 at 9:45 PM CST.

Coming up on my 30 Year Anniversary in 2020.

Now with over 2,200 HOLiDATES in 35 specific Categories and

CALi's CALENDAR

declaring 2019-2029 as:

with 366 CAT elated & related Holidates

28 CAT Campaigns

698 Pages Penned

100 Photo'd Captions &

300+ Nouveau Acronyms...

for Starters

helping PET Lovers bond best with their CATS

(yes DOGS are also included)...

We are putting 'Our indelible Mark' on putting The Pop into Pop Culture as it should, One Day at a TiME.

THE BRiEF BACKSTORY: All thanks to an Alcoholic Boyfriend, ALAN HARRIS circa 1978 and 1988 whose sickly Behavior implanted The iDEA of how each Day should be led had he not been 'Under The Influence.' An intriguing Story indeed on The Evolution of #EVENTOLOGY. Our combative Relationship may be what ALAN is best remembered for since he passed away a Decade ago. Rest In Peace...

I’m thrilled 2 B able 2 iMPRINT Popular Culture as I do by giving these Writers/Journalist (of every means and persuasion) the:

MATERiAL,

CONTEXT &

CONTENT

in which 2 spread what I truly believe in: WHAT A DAY BRiNGS.

My fave No_Brainer_Day🧠 ©1996 Article written was by Suzanne Gochenouer, the Transformational Editor who actually set NO BRAINER to an Acronym back in 2013. I love Acronyms. They are the trendiest Means in which to brand any Object on the Open and Closed Marketplaces. Now, that’s not exactly The GOAL of NO BRAINER Day, Suzanne, but it’s brilliant! Found online at:

https://transformationaleditor.com/its-a-no-brainer/

I have to agree: It is FUN to UNPLUG & not think 1 single Thought...

Your BRAiN 🧠 will thank you. I'm sure of that.

Try that ON for Size!

I'm guessing they do NOT celebrate

@ NatGeo.

As found on my LinkedIn Account for:

Wednesday, February 27, 2019.

Special Note to: Wherever you are, Edy...may you be having a wonderful Birthday...

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Honoring Choupette Lagerfeld: Upon the Death of her beloved Human, Karl O.

>^..^<

DateLine: February 20, 2019 – 8:03 - 8:25 AM CST

WAIT A FRIGGING MINUTE NOW!

There is a Little CAT who is now in mourning. Her Human is dead. He will never come through the Front Door again. They have been together for 8 solid Years. Some Human Marriages do NOT last that long.

The entire Internet is abuzz about how much She – Choupette Lagerfeld – has been heired. As The PET of the world-famous, #sophisti_CAT_ed Designer who has been astounding throughout his Life, Human CURIOSITY is up and I find this Behavior TOTALLY despicable and disgusting how People behave in a Situation like this.

Whenever someone RICH and super Wealthy dies (who is known for their Fondness of being in the Good Fortune of a PET), the Tabloids have a HeyDay with THE NEWS. The Assumptions can be considered nothing but FAKE NEWS. All of a sudden, there is a need-to-know:

Who will take care of the now Orphan CAT?

What will they get paid?

Will they really take care of THE CAT?

And, an Assortment of other Questions (as well as Legalities that I will not go into as that’s not my Forté) that do not address The Animal’s (whether that PET is a CAT OR DOG) immediate and future Concerns &Needs that stem back to The Fact that his/her Little Heart & Soul is broken.

Q: Remember Greyfriar’s Bobby, John Gray’s Pooch? As Wikipedia tells us:

Greyfriars Bobby was a Skye Terrier who became known in 19th-century Edinburgh for spending 14 years guarding the grave of his owner until he died himself on 14 January 1872. The story continues to be well known in Scotland, through several books and films.

Then, U get my drift. Fourteen (14) year is a long, long Time. Again, some Marriages do not last that long.

This is an Issue all CAT Lovers must address who welcome a FELiNE into their Family…

So let’s see how We (that is, Monsieur Lagerfeld’s Staff & Inner Circle) can better help Choupette in this most hard of Times. It’s not going to be easy. Nobody can measure up to the Original Owner ever, even if he/she is renown and a CAT Lover as Karl was. It’s the most empathetic and compassionate Thing We can do as a Community who mourns both Losses.

CATessay^® by: ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH

CALi The CALiCO’s Human

Chicago, Illinois USA

CALi, The CEO of My Heart.

Enjoying some Time together on our Back Porch

@ the Apartment on Loyola Avenue in Chicago

where We met

in November of 2016.

It was Love-At-First-Sight.
#emPEThy is what PET CARE is all about.

#What_I_have_learned_from_My_A_CAT.

PS: I found these QUOTES from:

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/could-choupette-lagerfeld-choupette-karl-lagerfield-cat-inherit-his-200-million-fortune-1996174

"She is like a human being, only with an extra quality -- silence," Lagerfeld quipped.

Despite her reputation as a gastronome, the designer forbade her from doing ads for cat food.

"She is too sophisticated for that," said the legendary wit, who lived alone and admitted that "Choupette is the centre of my world".

"She has something unforgettable in the way she moves -- I'm inspired by her elegance and her attitude," he said.

Friday, February 1, 2019

CALi the Calico & Adrienne (her Human) expose the cold, hard & brutal Facts about DEATH BY FAT: and its Effects on the Longevity of our beloved CATS. Robbing them of their NiNE LiVES! When living 9 Lives is not a Guaranty. How a simple HOLiDATE cleverly called: 6F: FELiNE FiTNESS FiGHT FLAB FEB-FEST ©2019 cures The Addiction, One Day @ a TiME.

Adrienne & Cali,

A Girl & her CAT 👩 😺

out to save The World...

One HOLiDATE@ a TiME.

CEO & Co-CEO of:

The International Collaborative Alliance of

847-630-9201

PREMiSE ~ PURREMiSE:

FAT: FAT AGGRAVATES TROUBLE™

FAT FELiNES are not cute.

There’s not more to love. There’s more Concern to worry (out loud and excessively) via a Slew of Ailments that can shorten your CAT’s / CATS’ NiNE (9) LiVES that are linked to OBESiTY for both MAN & CATS.

Can you say:

Asthma

Cancers

Diabetes

Fatty Liver Disease

Gallbladder Disease

Gallstones

Gout

Heart Disease

High Blood Pressure

Osteoarthritis

Respiratory Problems

Sleep Apnea &

Stroke…

Leading to a Premature Death.

Yes, these are the same Maladies (many chronic) that strike Humans that can also perpetuate [#PURR_PET_uate] themselves in your beloved CAT. After all, People & their CATS (as Mammals) share 90% of the same DNA.

Most CAT Lovers are insanely crazy over their CAT(S). Therefore, as CALI’s Golden Rule PURROCLAiMS:

DO onto Others as You would do on to your CAT.

You must get to The CORE of why you are over-feeding this ANiMAL (that you initially chose to love, adore, pet, house and feed) in order to cap and solve this doleful Mis-ACTiON. There are Professionals & Experts to psychologically help you unravel this sickly Mindset. Mostly, on ‘The Surface’, it deals with your Anxieties or Insecurities but I’m not Dr. Phil. I deeply encourage you to seek Professional Counseling & Advice for THE SAKE OF YOUR CAT & your own HEALTH & WELFARE. With the new Empathy Movement– that I have renamed as:

EMPETHY^®

criss-crossing The World and in Full Swing, a new burgeoning Crowd of People (revoluationary in nature) will be reporting PET Keepers who abuse their ANiMALS (CATS & DOGS) in this Manner. After all, this is PET ABUSE. Your PET will be snatched and taken in to Protective ~ PURROTECTiVE Custody until a better Home is found. By over-feeding your CAT, you are giving your CAT an early Death Sentence, wiping him of the LiFE He should be leading as a FRiSKY, happy Creature of Nature. It’s bad enough that MAN DOMESTiCATED THE CAT (and other Creatures). You do not need to add more ‘Insult to Injury’ to his proverbial Plate of Mega-Calories.

BUT, there is HOPE for you. Overfeeding your CAT can easily be resolved by following a few easy Steps starting now with CALi’s LAUNCH OF:

Shortened and abbreviated to: 6F

during

THE FULL PURRSPECTiVE:

IF your CAT over-doses from The COMPLICATIONS incurred and imposed by MORBiD OBESiTY,

you will be labeled as a

CAT KiLLER.

This is One Title you never want posted on your Resumé, especially in this Age of (rampant and sometimes seething) SOCiAL MEDiA that can obliterate and snuff-out your entire CAREER – CATREER if you are in TPI: The PET Industry. If there are Young Children in your Household, chances are that Person(ality) is also being overly fed. This is when The Issue of OBESiTY turns chronic and becomes a Cross-Species Phenomena.

THE QUESTiON TO ASK iS: WHY ARE YOU PUTTiNG YOUR CAT @ RiSK?

And, most likely: Why are you putting yourself & Family Members at RiSK?

What is your Problem, Human?

Can’t you keep your Mouth closed?

For The Amount of Food that you are ingesting and over-eating,

you could keep Six (6) starving & mal-nutritoned

KiDS iN AFRiCA ALiVE for Ten (10) Years.

ASK OBSERVATiON

FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 – 11:28 AM CST

With NEWS (of Break-Throughs) on every Device & Screen you use, you can readily access The Facts about how OBESiTY is The #1 Killer in The World with War, Violence and Climate Change also making the LiST. Man certainly does NOT have a lot to be proud (of).

DEATH-BY-FOOD.

When others are starving in Third & Fourth World Countries,

this does seem ridiculous, doesn’t it?

And, when that Faulty ACTiON & Misbehavior reaches our PETS,

then you know there is absolutely something wrong,

that needs to be quickly changed.

ASK OBSERVATiON

FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 – 11:32 AM CST

LET’S DEFiNE CAT OBESiTY:

The CAT-in-Question takes in (consumes and eats) more Calories than He exercises or works off during The Course of a Day. The added Calories are not converted in Fuel and FAT accumulates that then affect THE CAT’s Internal Organs, increasing more Work for your PET’s Heart, which then bears an Ill Effect on the Rest of his Body.

When a CAT is overfed and begins to put excessive Body FAT on her/his Skeletal System, your PET BUDDY then becomes prey and victim to a Host of horrendous Diseases ~ DIS-EASES that their Humans also get when they are overweight. But look around you. As American Obesity looms larger and larger as 38% of Americans are chronically FAT, We (as a Collective Group) are simultaneously over-feeding our PETS. This is CRiMiNAL.

New Evidence, Research and Report/Studies state the same dire Circumstance is happening around the entire GLOBE in affluent Societies. The Bottom LiNE to remember every Day in your Daily Interactions with your CAT(s) is:

Do not equate over-eating with LOVE.

If you LOVE your PET (as I am sure all CAT Lovers do), then you will feed her well and CATXERCiSE with her as CALi My CALiCO & I do.

BESiDES RiCHARD SiMMONS & JACK LA LANE, WHO LiKES TO EXERCiSE?

I have not heard of anyone for the past 66 Years and 176 Days (as of Friday, February 1, 2019 – Day #24,282 of My LiFE to date) say that they like to EXERCiSE. Getting yourself MOTiVATED is Half of The Problem when it comes to ‘just moving.’ However, if you enlist your PET as your

PET BUDDY,

then her Reinforcement ~ REiNFURCEMENT will work…because you can LiE to a Human, but lying to your CAT is taboo. It is Part & Parcel PURRT & PURRCEL) of being THE GUARDiAN OF THE CAT. We never ever use the Word: OWNER here at CALi CENTRAL as No Human owns a LiVE Creature. They are Part of Nature. The Idea of Ownership implies Slavery which is a heinous State incurred by Man and some Varieities of ANTS who also enslave their own SPECiES.

Yet, if We are NOT FiT, then We Humans risk it all. We Humans will not be able to live as LONG as THE CAT does; having NiNE (9) Lives as so many of them are blessed to possess ~ PAWSsess. And, as CALi & I always iNSERT, with Modern Veterinarian Medicine ~ MEOWDECiNE, no Reason exists why our Beloved CATS cannot live longer than their Proverbial ~ PURROVERBiAL 9 LiVES.

Although most of us Humans don’t have THE PROWESS Our CATS innately have throughout the Eons; their Keen Skils of Survival and a Little Pink or Black or Brown Nose in The Shape of a TULiP and their ABiLiTY to be ranked and rated as ‘The Coolest PET’ by far and wide, a Set of Rules can be set-up in Man’s LiFE so She/He is more of an ACTiVE PARTiCiPANT – in his LiFE. Luckily, for you Couch Potatoes, FEBRUARY is (per se and PURR say) a Short Month.

For the next 28 Days throughout The Month of February, 2019 (here on KOOPERSMiTHiN), a Daily Photograph of CALi THE CALiCO VON KOOP-HOF CATXERCISING will be featured:

iNSERT PICTURES OF CALi THE CALiCO CATHLETE

Photo #1: 2/1/2019
Every Workout begins with a Stretch.

BTW: Feel free to share your CiA: CAT-in-Action
Photos with us.
S-T-R-E-T-C-H-I-N-G for MEOWTiVATiON:

And, with that ACTiON ACTiViTY as all HOLiDATES are, the new Word: Quoterm was created on Friday - FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 at 6 AM in order to cover Quotes that are also based in a Term (a Word) that explains The Essence and Quintessence of what The Copy/Context/Content means according to EVENTOLOGICAL PROCEDURE. There’s no better Month in which to get started on a:

CATXERCiSE Spree or PURROGRAM

than now with CALi who will be showing you (interested Readers who stop in and visit us here on this BLOG that has been an All-TiME Favorite since November 7, 2007) via 1 PHOTO daily on how She exercises (moves and grooves) & stays trim during February, One of the Coldest Months in the Northern Hemisphere. Spring (unless side-tracked by a Polar Vortex or Global Colding) will be here on March 21^ST and getting-in-Shape is always a Necessity even for those who slightly over-eat and are not ‘as active’ during the Cold Months of the Year that coincide with FESTiVE HOLiDAY PLANNiNG. Enter: December.

Oft-Times, CALi will be accompanied by BROW, one of her TOY Friends from my BOOK & MOViE Series that is aptly entitled:

SKiN: SACRED KiNSHIP iN NATURE ™

IT’s a NEW MONTH: Because Man certainly does NOT have a lot to be proud (of), it is HiGH TiME and long overdue that We change that. Change is constantly in The Air.

OBESiTY leading to Death

in PETDOM (CATS & DOGS) can be eliminated and halted. I’m sure you don’t want that QUOTERM placed on your Tombstone:

DEATH BY FAT:

The TiME to act is now. Ridiculing People might get them to act in:

1-their own Best Interest

2-in the Interest of their CAT (since CATS are full-fledged Family Members).

As I tell CALi when She wants an extra Helping:

“This is your Home;

this is not a Restaurant…”

She gets my DRiFT and The SHiFT begins towards staying healthy. Because once a PET or PERSON is fit, Maintenance must be taken to uphold that. On a Daily Basis, We then walk the Six (6) Flights of Steps with 84 Steps from our Apartment to The Lobby & then mosey around from November to April. For Spring TiME & Summer, We are exploring our ‘Outback’ Nature Preserve as She walks on a Leash – in Nature where The BiRDS – RABBiTS – SQUiRRELS run WiLD as they should be.

WHAT CALi SAYS: ESP @ Work & Play

Eat Well.

Sleep Well.

Play Well.

That TRiLOGY forms The Basis of Nutrition – Resting – Movement/Exercise formulating what a Typical CAT does every Day who has a FUREVER Home. As a Protector of your PETS, make sure your CAT’s ~ CATS’ FUREVER Home runs and operates on CALi’s ESP Program as this Motto is deemed as the most effective and utilitarian Method to care for your CAT(S), one in which you will find that you’ll both LiVE happily ever after…

CROSS-REFERENCES TO:

THE EPiTOME OF BRANDiNG CATS & PETS iN THE 21^ST CENTURY:

HOW TO BUY INTO:

30 Years in The Making

THE ENTiRE PACK oF 366 CAT elated and related HOLiDATES featuring CALi THE CALiCO is the most comprehensive Collection + Roster of CAT ONLY EVENTS ever created in Man’s History by ME, ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH deemed a:

“America’s Premier Eventologist”

Gene Koprowski of Insight Magazine

Washington, DC – August 25, 1997

“The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World”

Eric Zorn of The Chicago Tribune

Chicago – January 23, 2001

“The De Facto Architect of Holidays: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith”

Colton A. Kruse: Author: Ripleys Believe It or Not!

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/weird-holidays/

Orlando, Florida – June 7, 2017

“The Undisputed Champ of Event Creation”

Doug Criss of CNN

Atlanta, GA – February 26, 2018

“The Gatekeeper of Eventology”

Cody LaGrow – Newsy

Chicago (18 Million Homes) - April 11, 2018

“Pioneer Woman Holiday Collection”

Larry Potash & Robin Baumgarten – WGN Morning News

Chicago, IL – May 3, 2018

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THE ART OF EVENT-MAKING

Set yourself and your PETS up to win…

#Got_Questions?

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No other Body of Work & Words compares ~ COMPURRES or comes close.

Your Fanfare should quadruple when EVENTOLOGIZING your Days away.

ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH ~ Chicago Illinois USA

ADDiTIONAL READING:

BLOG dated: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2018

#EmPEThy. Activating Empathy, ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith’s PET BILL OF RIGHTS highlights the Acronym of: EmPEThy: Every Man’s Passion Engaging The Human Years. Giving Our PETS an additional & benevolent Voice in an Era wrought with Greed, Corruption, Homelessness & Despair.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

3 Words 4 U: 🗣 #No_Brainer_Day🧠 ©1996

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Honoring Choupette Lagerfeld: Upon the Death of her beloved Human, Karl O.

Friday, February 1, 2019

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