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ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
‘America’s Premier Eventologist & EAT-Ventologist ®’
On The Treacherous Food Weekends of 2010
Chicago, Illinois USA
DateLine: Sunday, December 5, 2010
Ending Weekend #2:
THEORY: It’s the Close of the First Decade in the New Millennium. Are we (as an intelligent and resourceful Species) going to let ourselves go ‘to waist?’
As the V8 Facebook Team had said earlier: Keeping your health goals during the holiday season can be a challenge, but it doesn’t have to be!
The following is a Study I did this AM (December 5 when this Page was first penned) that made me think of ‘The Times’ when we eat just to be ‘Part of the Party.’ As a Social Species, of course, there are so many delicious Treats + Goodies to eat this Time of Year as we gather with Friends & Family. Therefore, it is extremely difficult to resist any of them and 1 of the deadly Sins of Gluttony sets in. However, if you keep the following Timely Rundown in mind, it may keep you out of the Egg-Nog Punch Bowl and reaching for a Glass of V8 instead.
The Treacherous Food Weekends consist of 20 precarious Days, where an extra 20 Pound gain can happen within what seems like ‘the blink of an eye.’ Just a few extra Swallows are bound to do this ‘dirty’ treacherous Trick while under the Guise of Partying and Socializing. It must be stated that there is nothing wrong with this Action, but keep in mind what may happen if you EXCESS-orize® yourself, which is my Terminology that means: Going beyond Excess in whatever ‘avenue’ (Food – Drugs – Shopping, etc.) you pursue.
This Schedule falls as:
Weekend #1:
November 25-28, 2010
Thanksgiving. ‘Turkey Galore + More with the Fixings’ Weekend
Weekend #2:
December 3-5, 2010
3 Days – Chanukah Weekend for 2010
Weekend #3:
December 10-12 – 3 Days
Weekend #4:
December 17-19 – 3 Days
Weekend #5:
December 24-26
3 Days – Christmas Weekend for 2010 with Kwanzaa beginning on December 26, 2010 through January 1, 2011
Weekend #6:
December 30 – January 2, 2011
4 Days – New Year’s Eve Weekend
I thought of this Forecast earlier today, Sunday December 5TH as I msyelf was preparing to go to a Party. It made me think of the 6 Weeks of Stress and additional Poundage that Americans senselessly put themselves through year after year after year. Of course, this Calendrical Deduction never deals with those Societies and Peoples who are physically starving; who are famished in Third and/or Fourth World Nations where lack of any (not even to say: the proper Foods) is prevalent and involves an entirely different Story than the one I am portraying here.
The Math is rather easy to compute. There exists 6 extended Weekends (from late November through December) filled with Temptation, Calories and PO: Pigging Out. Parties become the main Focus on all Weekends in December starting with the official Kick-Off Celebration of Thanksgiving, falling on the last Thursday of November. This means there are 39 Days from November 25 to January 2, of which nearly ½ that Time Slot is Weekend Time. Although much of that period is spent shopping if this is the case, at least, a Bit of Exercise is being utilized. This Period finds many of us letting our Inhibitions down. Then, after January 2ND as the New Year kicks-in, we begin questioning why we were so lax and complacent. We feel badly and guilty, two Traits that go hand-in-hand when those hands are not reaching for another hor-derv or helping.
Then, again on Monday (in this particular case: January 3, 2011) conscientious Eating resumes, revolving around Resolutions, of which most are kept for a few Weeks and then former Habits again rear their ugly head (and bellies, if I may so add).
20 Precarious Days, where you can gain 20 Pounds. That is a distinct Possibility as each Year winds down, as history has proven time and time again. A Gain. All that needs to be done is to nibble ‘n nosh here and nibble ‘n nosh there. Grab a few Hands of something that is sugary, sticky, gooey and calorie-filled and voilà if you don’t work-off these added Calories, then, they are bound to be staying with you, packing the Pounds (on) indiscriminately.
After all, there are many of us who cannot resist a Cookie, or 2 or a Row, or the entire Plate-ful. As of this Moment, We are only in #2 of 6 Treacherous Weekend, Folks. As Anti-Drinking Campaigns would tout:
THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK,
do not be swayed by a delicious and tempting Dish. Thinking ahead for next Year: The Dates may change. Let’s hope the Attitudes towards Over-Consumption do, too. Think of your Health and its Maintenance first. On January 2ND, you’ll be ahead of the Game and happily so.
After all, you are an intelligent and resourceful Species, aren’t you?
Cheers,
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
Chicago, IL USA
Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
Posted: Sunday, 12-5-2010 – 2:21 PM CST
Rewritten & Reposted:
Tuesday, December 7, 2010 – 2:40 PM CST
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Beyond BLT: Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes. The Ultimate Food Plan for 2011
THE THEORY OF BLT
Conceptualized, Created, Written & Promoted by:
By America's Premier Eventologist & EAT-Ventologist
ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
Author, Eventologist & Screenwriter:
SKiN: SACRED KINSHIP iN NATURE™
HOW 10 BELOVED PLUSH TOYS REDEFINE RACE©2009
A Seven (7) Part Book & Movie Series
2010 QuarterFinalist: Scriptapalooza’s 12TH International Screenplay Competition
Winning Entry: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS ©2009-2010
Winner selected from 3,164 other Glbal Contestants
STUDIO 1437 in Chicago, Illinois USA
Adrienne(dot)Sioux(dot)Koopersmith(at)gmail(dot)com
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com
Twitter.com/ASK_KOOPERSMITH
Beyond BLT: Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes
THE EXPLANATION & THEORY FOLLOWS:
“Lettuce hear IT for The Lettuce & Tomatoes,” BARELY PiNK exclaims.
In Nature there are no Fat Animals. Many of the Creatures around us are well over 200,000,000 years old. They’ve survived the most tumultuous of Times and have not complained nor been greedy about their Circumstances. This is the Essence of what the delightfully intriguing and thought-provoking 7 Part Series called SKiN is all about. Now, for 2011, join GORF, Amber, PanZee, HOOT, BARELY PiNK, Roost, Waddle-Waddle Quack-Quack, E.T.-BEE, Batina & THE KEEPER as they ‘WEiGHT’ IT OUT showing you how to shed those unwanted Pounds & regain a healthier New You for the New Year & Confidence. Join THE CHARACTOYS® for just 365 Days and see The Difference a Year makes in both your Waistline and TimeLine. After all, as Jon Bon Jovi states: IT’s your Life. IT’s now or never…
©1979-2010 ASK: ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Conceptualized, Created, Written & Promoted by:
By America's Premier Eventologist & EAT-Ventologist
ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
Author, Eventologist & Screenwriter:
SKiN: SACRED KINSHIP iN NATURE™
HOW 10 BELOVED PLUSH TOYS REDEFINE RACE©2009
A Seven (7) Part Book & Movie Series
2010 QuarterFinalist: Scriptapalooza’s 12TH International Screenplay Competition
Winning Entry: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS ©2009-2010
Winner selected from 3,164 other Glbal Contestants
STUDIO 1437 in Chicago, Illinois USA
Adrienne(dot)Sioux(dot)Koopersmith(at)gmail(dot)com
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com
Twitter.com/ASK_KOOPERSMITH
Beyond BLT: Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes
THE EXPLANATION & THEORY FOLLOWS:
“Lettuce hear IT for The Lettuce & Tomatoes,” BARELY PiNK exclaims.
In Nature there are no Fat Animals. Many of the Creatures around us are well over 200,000,000 years old. They’ve survived the most tumultuous of Times and have not complained nor been greedy about their Circumstances. This is the Essence of what the delightfully intriguing and thought-provoking 7 Part Series called SKiN is all about. Now, for 2011, join GORF, Amber, PanZee, HOOT, BARELY PiNK, Roost, Waddle-Waddle Quack-Quack, E.T.-BEE, Batina & THE KEEPER as they ‘WEiGHT’ IT OUT showing you how to shed those unwanted Pounds & regain a healthier New You for the New Year & Confidence. Join THE CHARACTOYS® for just 365 Days and see The Difference a Year makes in both your Waistline and TimeLine. After all, as Jon Bon Jovi states: IT’s your Life. IT’s now or never…
©1979-2010 ASK: ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Monday, December 6, 2010
The 12 Days of Campbell’s...or...How to stay warm with Campbell’s Soup Co. during the Winter Season by ASK.
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith's
THE 12 DAYS OF CAMPBELL's
...or...
How To Stay Warm with Campbell’s Soup Co. during the Winter Season
On the First Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
A Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Second Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Third Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Fourth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Fifth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Sixth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Seventh Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Eighth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Eight cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Ninth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Tenth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Eleventh Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Eleven Stir Fries wok-ing,
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Twelfth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Twelve Diners dining,
Eleven Stir Fries wok-ing,
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
AUTHOR’s NOTE:
Not to be sacrilegious, but to share in some Seasonal Good-Cheer, Festivity & to highlight Popular Culture, with the help of an All-Time-Seasonal Classic, the above Composition was lovingly created by:
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
STUDIO 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
- Adrienne.Sioux.Koopersmith(at)Gmail(dot)com
- Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
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SOURCE: Derived from the 12 Days of Christmas
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©2010. ASK. All Rights Reserved.
NOTE: Too long to twitter...
THE 12 DAYS OF CAMPBELL's
...or...
How To Stay Warm with Campbell’s Soup Co. during the Winter Season
On the First Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
A Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Second Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Third Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Fourth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Fifth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Sixth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Seventh Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Eighth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Eight cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Ninth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Tenth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Eleventh Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Eleven Stir Fries wok-ing,
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
On the Twelfth Day of Campbell’s,
my True Love sent to me
Twelve Diners dining,
Eleven Stir Fries wok-ing,
Ten Cooks a-sampling,
Nine Soupers sipping,
Eight Cans a-swirling,
Seven Swanson Dinners,
Six Bottles of V8,
Five Wire Racks,
Four Pepperidge Farms,
Three Full Vats,
Two Stockpots,
And a Spoon in a Napkin, wrapped.
AUTHOR’s NOTE:
Not to be sacrilegious, but to share in some Seasonal Good-Cheer, Festivity & to highlight Popular Culture, with the help of an All-Time-Seasonal Classic, the above Composition was lovingly created by:
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
STUDIO 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
- Adrienne.Sioux.Koopersmith(at)Gmail(dot)com
- Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
================================================
SOURCE: Derived from the 12 Days of Christmas
================================================
©2010. ASK. All Rights Reserved.
NOTE: Too long to twitter...
ASK on The Treacherous Food Weekends of 2010
Chicago, IL USA:
As the V8 Facebook Team had said earlier: Keeping your health goals during the holiday season can be a challenge, but it doesn’t have to be!
The following is a Study I did this AM that made me think of the Times when we eat just to be ‘part of the party.’ Of course, there are so many delicious goodies to eat this time of year, it is hard to resist, but the following may keep you out of the egg-nog and reaching for a V8 instead.
The Treacherous Food Weekends: 20 Precarious Days, where you can gain 20 pounds without the blink of an eye; just a few extra swallows.
Weekend #1: November 25-28, 2010 – Thanksgiving/Turkey Galore with the Fixings’ Weekend
Weekend #2: December 3-5, 2010 – 3 Days
Weekend #3: December 10-12 – 3 Days
Weekend #4: December 17-19 – 3 Days
Weekend #5: December 24-26 – 3 Days
Weekend #6: December 30 – January 2, 2011 – 4 Days
I thought of this forecast earlier today, Sunday December 5TH as I was preparing to go to a Party. It made me think of the 6 Weeks of Stress and additional Poundage that Americans put themselves through. Of course, this Calendrical Deduction never deals with those who are starving; who are famished in third and/or fourth world nations where starvation is prevalent.
The math is rather easy to compute. There are 20 extended Weekends filled with Temptation, Calories and PO: Pigging Out. Parties become the main focus on all weekends in December starting with the official kick-off of Thanksgiving, falling on the last Thursday of November. This means there are 39 Days from November 25 to January 2, of which nearly ½ that time is Weekend Time (although much is spent shopping and if so, at least, a bit of exercise is being utilized). A time when we let our Inhibitions down and then after January 2ND we begin wondering why we were so complacent.
Then, again on Monday (in this particular case: January 3, 2011) conscientious Eating begins, revolving around Resolutions, of which most are kept for a few Weeks and then former Habits again rear their ugly head.
20 Precarious Days, where you can gain 20 pounds. That is a distinct possibility. All that needs to be done is to nibble here and nibble there. Grab a few hands of something that is sticky, gooey and calorie-filled and voila if you don’t work these added calories off, then, they are bound to be staying with you, until the pounds do add (on) up. We are only in Weekend #2 of 6, Folks. Don’t be swayed by a delicious dish. Think of your health and healthiness first. On January 2ND, you’ll be ahead of the game and happily so.
Cheers,
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
Chicago, IL USA
Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
Posted: Sunday, 12-5-2010 – 2:21 PM CST
NOTE:
Premiering on V8's Facebook Page on: Sunday, 12-5-2010 – 2:21 PM CST
&
Koopersmithin' (THE BLOG) on Monday, 12-6-2010 - 11:32 AM CST
As the V8 Facebook Team had said earlier: Keeping your health goals during the holiday season can be a challenge, but it doesn’t have to be!
The following is a Study I did this AM that made me think of the Times when we eat just to be ‘part of the party.’ Of course, there are so many delicious goodies to eat this time of year, it is hard to resist, but the following may keep you out of the egg-nog and reaching for a V8 instead.
The Treacherous Food Weekends: 20 Precarious Days, where you can gain 20 pounds without the blink of an eye; just a few extra swallows.
Weekend #1: November 25-28, 2010 – Thanksgiving/Turkey Galore with the Fixings’ Weekend
Weekend #2: December 3-5, 2010 – 3 Days
Weekend #3: December 10-12 – 3 Days
Weekend #4: December 17-19 – 3 Days
Weekend #5: December 24-26 – 3 Days
Weekend #6: December 30 – January 2, 2011 – 4 Days
I thought of this forecast earlier today, Sunday December 5TH as I was preparing to go to a Party. It made me think of the 6 Weeks of Stress and additional Poundage that Americans put themselves through. Of course, this Calendrical Deduction never deals with those who are starving; who are famished in third and/or fourth world nations where starvation is prevalent.
The math is rather easy to compute. There are 20 extended Weekends filled with Temptation, Calories and PO: Pigging Out. Parties become the main focus on all weekends in December starting with the official kick-off of Thanksgiving, falling on the last Thursday of November. This means there are 39 Days from November 25 to January 2, of which nearly ½ that time is Weekend Time (although much is spent shopping and if so, at least, a bit of exercise is being utilized). A time when we let our Inhibitions down and then after January 2ND we begin wondering why we were so complacent.
Then, again on Monday (in this particular case: January 3, 2011) conscientious Eating begins, revolving around Resolutions, of which most are kept for a few Weeks and then former Habits again rear their ugly head.
20 Precarious Days, where you can gain 20 pounds. That is a distinct possibility. All that needs to be done is to nibble here and nibble there. Grab a few hands of something that is sticky, gooey and calorie-filled and voila if you don’t work these added calories off, then, they are bound to be staying with you, until the pounds do add (on) up. We are only in Weekend #2 of 6, Folks. Don’t be swayed by a delicious dish. Think of your health and healthiness first. On January 2ND, you’ll be ahead of the game and happily so.
Cheers,
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
Chicago, IL USA
Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
Posted: Sunday, 12-5-2010 – 2:21 PM CST
NOTE:
Premiering on V8's Facebook Page on: Sunday, 12-5-2010 – 2:21 PM CST
&
Koopersmithin' (THE BLOG) on Monday, 12-6-2010 - 11:32 AM CST
Friday, December 3, 2010
Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith on LogLines.
Chicago, IL USA:
I personally find it easier to write a 140 page script than to condense all my words - WoW: Words of Wisdom is how I refer to them than writing that dang-blasted LogLine. What were scripts made for if not to read, in the first place. Inquiring minds want to know. I appreciate lectures as yours, but living far away, it's impossible for many of us to attend. However, many times there are screenwriters in your area - make up your own group/following and invite in the pros and/or take out a few good books to learn what we must know to succeed in this highly competitive but very entertaining field.
Cheers, ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Screenwriter: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS (C)2009-2010
FROM: SKiN: SACRED KINSHIP iN NATURE (TM)
How 10 Beloved Plush Toys Redefine Race (C)2009
&
Quarterfinalist: Scriptapalooza's Intl Screenplay Competition: 2010
Chicago, IL USA
Posted: 12-3-2010 - 12:16 PM
OTHER KOOPERSMITHIAN NOTES:
ASK's 57TH FAUX FUR FRIDAY: DecemBURR 3, 2010
iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS is being re-created into a Novel to accompany its script that was penned earlier this year which beat out 3164 other Scripts.
I personally find it easier to write a 140 page script than to condense all my words - WoW: Words of Wisdom is how I refer to them than writing that dang-blasted LogLine. What were scripts made for if not to read, in the first place. Inquiring minds want to know. I appreciate lectures as yours, but living far away, it's impossible for many of us to attend. However, many times there are screenwriters in your area - make up your own group/following and invite in the pros and/or take out a few good books to learn what we must know to succeed in this highly competitive but very entertaining field.
Cheers, ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Screenwriter: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS (C)2009-2010
FROM: SKiN: SACRED KINSHIP iN NATURE (TM)
How 10 Beloved Plush Toys Redefine Race (C)2009
&
Quarterfinalist: Scriptapalooza's Intl Screenplay Competition: 2010
Chicago, IL USA
Posted: 12-3-2010 - 12:16 PM
OTHER KOOPERSMITHIAN NOTES:
ASK's 57TH FAUX FUR FRIDAY: DecemBURR 3, 2010
iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS is being re-created into a Novel to accompany its script that was penned earlier this year which beat out 3164 other Scripts.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Santa Claus & V8 VEGETABLE JUICE® - Slimming 50 States of Americans down to their Healthiest State yet...by ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
An Exclusive to: Campbell’s Soup Company, Camden, New Jersey USA
V8 VEGETABLE JUICE®
The 2010 Christmas Advertisement, The TV Commercial &
The YouTube Video Presentation starring
Santa Claus & V8 VEGETABLE JUICE®
The 2010 Campbells’ V8 Holiday Ad, TV Commercial & YouTube Video Script:
1) As a Story
2) As Story Board in ‘Scenes’
Title: Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®
Created & Written by:
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Koopersmith’s Global Communications
STUDIO 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
Monday, November 29, 2010 - 9:39 AM – 4:08 PM
1) AS A STORY:
High – Ho – The Merry-Oh! The Holiday Season is already upon us. It’s here. And we (even those of us who have our Weight pleasantly under Control and maintained) have a Plethora of Temptations in front of us that could pose to be(come) problematic. Therefore, I have created a Print Ad, TV Commercial and YouTube Video for Campbell’s Soup in which Campbell’s addresses this burgeoning and burning Issue that affects so many of our Family and Friends.
Endlessly reading and researching, I see that the Executive Staff at ‘Campbell’s Camp’ has already made the wise and humanitarian Choice of hiring Kim Fremont Fortunato as Director of its Childhood Obesity and Hunger Program. Keeping this highly relevant Position in Mind, my Creative (ie: creatiV8e) ‘Juices’ are flowing and have made a Print Ad, Prime Time TV Commercial and YouTube Video, whereby Santa Claus (a fat, jolly and oh-so-pleasant looking Old St. Nick) bedecked in his Holiday Best slides down the Chimney into a lovely Living Room of a Home. He stops in his Tracks and smells something aromatic swirling from behind a Closed Door, the Door that leads to the Kitchen, always known as the ‘Heart & Soul’ of the Home. Curious, Santa walks into the Kitchen knowing ‘The Family’ is fast asleep upstairs, tucked into Bed with Visions of Sugar Plums dancing in their Heads. Before he departs for ‘The Kitchen,’ the Hub of Activity, Santa spots a Plate heaped to the ‘Sky’ of festive Holiday Cookies, soaked in Frosting and Goo and a big Glass of Egg Nog (and/or Milk), the typical Treats that are traditionally left for Santa’s Consumption on Christmas Eve. After all, he has much to do and needs a Snack along his merry Way (or is it WEIGH?). He glances longingly at those Treats knowing they are HIS and all HIS before HIS Departure takes HIM upon HIS way. His Eyes are bright. They have the Santa Clause Twinkle that we have grown to love! He is all aglow and quite curious to see what exactly is happening in the next Room as there is quite a Clamor and Commotion to be heard! Something is happening here – something that has piqued his Curiosity.
The Door swings open to the Kitchen where we see the Little Campbell Children – no, not just the authentic and original Boy & Girl from Decades ago (that the BabyBoomers of the 1950s grew up with as myself) but also a Brown, Black, Chinese, Red-Skinned and one Child restricted to a wheel-chair) – measuring only about 4 inches in Height who are cooking, baking and whipping up many of the Foods that Campbell’s now sells as: Arnott’s, Blå Band, Campbell’s, DevosLemmens, Erasco, Stockpot, Lacroix, Liebig, Pace, Pepperidge Farm, Prego, Royco, Swanson, Touch of Taste & (my beloved – ie: beloV8ed) V8.
There’s a delicious Smell and aromatic Food Frenzy abounding. The Kitchen is brimming with Happiness. Everyone has a Job to do and they do it well, fortified on The Foods we have been brought up with and with The Foods we wish to bring our Families up with. Big Scoops and Ladles-full of Campbell’s Foods are being poured into Bowls, being stirred on the Stove, being placed on Racks; being taken to the Table. It’s a WoW: Wonderfully organized Whirlwind, much like Santa’s December 24TH Global Expedition is.
An amazed Santa looks around at this 3C: Civilized Culinary Commotion and realizes the Campbell’s Children (all heartily at work) are very similar to his Elves. There is a Flashback to his Workshop at The North Pole where The Elves are scurrying about preparing for his December 24TH Departure. Santa feels like he is really at home because of this Similarity and BELIEVES in what the Campbell’s Kids are cooking up! Believing is, after all, the True Spirit of this Holiday Season.
One of the Campbell’s Kids points to the Kitchen Table where Santa promptly sits down and begins eating Course-after-Course of Healthy Campbell Foods (all listed above). He smacks his Lips. He grabs a Napkin. He reaches for another Plate ‘n Platter. He smiles. He selects yet another Entrée. He pats his Belly. Then, one of the Campbell Kids grabs him by the Hand and they walk to an Exercise Bike in the Kitchen and a Set of Barbells – not too far from the Stove where the delicious Smells are emanating.
We then see Santa hop up on the Stationary Bike’s Seat and he begins peddling and smiling. The pervading Christmas Music quickens to the Beat of a Santa flexing his Biceps and Santa is now in his T-Shirt sweating away. All of this is done in ‘Fast Motion Tempo’ to show the Element of Time passing on by. Santa is really getting into his Exercise Routine & Mode. Then, his Rolex Watch sounds and Santa (like Cinderella before the Clock strikes the bewitching Hour of Midnight) must dash off to the next House. In haste, he runs through the Kitchen; through the Swinging Doors and into the Living Room where the Chimney is – both his Entry & Escape Routes. All of a sudden, the Heap of Sugar, Molasses and decorated Cookies turn into a Giant Goblet, Jug and/or Bottle of V8 Vegetable Juice, a Reminder of his Experience in the ‘Magical Campbell’s Kitchen’ which he just visited and quite unexpectedly so.
And in a Flash, Santa is whisked back up the Chimney, while his Reindeer have patiently waited outside on this snow-covered Roof. Arriving back at his Sleigh, Santa’s Reindeer do not immediately recognize him (at first) as he has lost 50 Pounds, but Mr. Claus looks so handsome and so much healthier, even in his (now) baggy Red Velvet & Faux Fur Ermine-trimmed Suit. Getting ready to embark, on the Rooftop, Santa places his Stash of V8 Vegetable Juices (all Varieties including: High Fiber, Essential Antioxidants, Spicy Hot, Original & Original: Low Sodium or Sodi-YUM) in the Sleigh. Magically, many of The Toys (secured in the Rumble Seat of the Sleigh) have turned into Exercise Bikes, Barbells, Workout Equipment and all fortified by the healthy Campbell Foods that will become Part of his new Lifestyle in 2011 AND your new Lifestyle in 2011, too!
THE CLOSING SCENE DETAILED DIORAMA: As he pats his Belly – a much slimmer and trimmer Belly – and wonders, Santa jumps into the Driver’s Seat with the Reindeer watching his every Move, the V8 Logo twinkles and is reflected in Santa’s Eyes while the Reindeer take off, going on to the next Home. High above the Earth, nearing the Moon, the circular Moon turns into the V8 Logo, etched in green and we see Santa raising a Glass of V8 up as a Toast to everyone’s new and improved Good Health across the World, believing the Best is yet to come…
ASK’s INSERT: EXPLANATION & REASONING AS TO WHY THIS WAS WRITTEN IN THIS STYLE & FORM(AT):
Several years ago, I remember a Campaign in which People (unfortunately, I do not recall who the Group was) wanted a slimmer and trimmer Santa Claus. The Main Concern of their Campaign was that he was not setting a good Example for Children, as he was carrying excessive Weight and Children are impressionable. However, because Santa is such an Icon, would a skinny Santa be as jolly, robust and lovable as the fatter, less healthy one? Would Toes be stepped on? Would the Spirit of Christmas suddenly become anorexic?
For those Individuals who are health-conscious, this Scenario spells-out that Santa could very easily suffer a Stroke, Diabetes and/or Risk having a Heart Attack. My Santa’s Campbell’s Advertisement/TV Commercial & YouTube Video here entitled:
Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®
is a very subtle Way of letting People know (through Animation, Toys, The Sense of Smell/Taste & Imagination) that it’s the End of the Year and their Holiday Feasts & Festivities can be (so and as) delicious and nutritious without the added Pounds that so many of us add. Then, of course, there is the (hovering and pervading) Guilt attached to Food and the ‘would’ve – could’ve – should’ve HAD A V8 INSTEAD’ Mantra pounds in our Heads, as it should be! My Santa’s Campbell’s Advertisement/TV Commercial & YouTube Video can be run every year at this Time of the Season (approximately from the 2ND Week of November through December 26TH). This Film/Video Presentation is a Win-Win Situation, entertaining, educational and V8ery appetizing, too!
ON THE DRAWING BOARD: As a Creative Writer (as well as Lifestyle Promoter), I am currently working and devising other HOLIDAYS & HOLIDATES ® (traditional & my own HOLIDATES/EAT-Vents®) since I am noted as:
‘America’s Premier Eventologist’
(via Gene Koprowski of Insight Magazine, Washington, DC – August, 1997)
&
‘The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World’
(via Eric Zorn of The Chicago Tribune, Chicago, IL January, 2001)
that includes my 400+ EAT-Vents® - Food elated & related EVENTS that show People how easy it is to eat wisely and healthily, as Tomato Tuesdays ©1995 & Wedgie Wednesdays ©1996.
TWO (2) MORE MARKETING PLANS: This Text Presentation could also be worked into a Print Ad and/or much Collected and Salable Cartoon (of 15 Frames – 15 Scenes for the TV Commercial as found below) for Parade Magazine for the Christmas Holiday showing THE BEFORE & AFTER SANTA, that subliminally implants the Fact that Healthiness can taste mighty good, too, with the Foods that Campbell’s has prepared for us (for the last 141 years) consisting of oh so many Families, Decades and Generations ago!
Next November and/or December, 2011, it could be run as: FULL PAGE COPY for the Top Food Magazines.
The Campbells’ Kids – who double and symbolize Elves – fit into this Scenario ideally. Don’t you think? I do. Besides, symbolizing an easier, more care-free and nostalgic Time, this Idea will turn Heads and become an immediate Hit with The Media, creating a Flux of Stories & Interviews for you in Camden @ The Campbell’s Camp & Compound.
This Text (Script & Commercial) is Part of my:
WHY I (ASK) SHOULD BE V8’s SPOKESPERSON(ality).
The original Parcel was mailed to you under the Heading of MY V8 BOOK ©2010 to your Camden Location in mid-November. These twenty (20) Books have been sent to the Top Executives there for their perusal.
PLEASE NOTE: Mr. Charron, Ms. Morrison & Ms. Reardon have the only Colored Copies of the V8 Photographs taken in the McCormick Sculpture Garden circa September 13, 2010. You may want to scan these on to your V8 Facebook Account at:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/V8?v=photos
where only six (6) appear currently (as of 3:40 PM on Monday, November 29, 2010).
SEEING POTENTIAL WHERE IT EXISTS: A timeless Piece of Advertising, Marketing & Promo, this Advertisement/Commercial could be run year-after-year with the only Enhancements made as to other Foods that Campbell’s would be introducing into their Product Lines.
I hope you liked it as much as I LOVE V8! High – Ho – The Merry-Oh!
“Meals (those in Holiday Mode and all others) always taste better with V8.”
Quote of ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Monday, November 29, 2010 – 1:15 PM CST
In case you need anything explained or the Role I would play as:
SPOKESPERSON(ality) for V8 Vegetable Juice ®,
I may be conveniently reached at:
Studio 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com/
Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
Thank you, Campbells - who gives great Food to my Family & me and for inspiring this V8ariety of Marketing Possibilities!
Sincerely,
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
Chicago, IL USA
Posted: Monday, 11-29-2010 – 4 PM CST
2) AS STORY BOARD IN ‘SCENES’
NOTE TO CAMPBELL’s Creative Community: If you are considering a Christmas Cartoon/Print Ad/TV Commercial and/or YouTube Video, this is the ‘BreakDown via Scenes’ of Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®.
SCENE #1: Santa Claus (a fat, jolly and oh-so-pleasant looking Old St. Nick) bedecked in his Holiday Best slides down the Chimney into a lovely Living Room of a Home. He stops in his Tracks and smells something aromatic swirling from behind a Closed Door, the Door that leads to the Kitchen, always known as the ‘Heart & Soul’ of the Home. Before he departs for ‘The Kitchen,’ the Hub of Activity, Santa does spot a Plate heaped to the ‘Sky’ of festive Holiday Cookies, soaked in Frosting and Goo and a big Glass of Egg Nog (and/or Milk), the typical Treats that are traditionally left for Santa’s Consumption on Christmas Eve. After all, he has much to do and needs a Snack along his merry Way (or is it WEIGH?). He glances longingly at those Treats knowing they are HIS and all HIS before HIS Departure takes HIM upon HIS way.
SCENE #2: Curious, Santa walks into the Kitchen knowing ‘The Family’ is fast asleep Upstairs, tucked into Bed with Visions of Sugar Plums dancing in their Heads. His Eyes are bright. They have the Santa Clause Twinkle that we have grown to love! He is all aglow and quite curious to see what exactly is happening in the next Room as there is quite a Clamor & Commotion to be heard! Something is happening here – something that has piqued his Curiosity.
SCENE #3: The Door swings open to the Kitchen where we see the Little Campbell Children – no, not just the authentic and original Boy & Girl from Decades ago (that the BabyBoomers of the 1950s grew up with as myself) but also a Brown, Black, Chinese, Red-Skinned and one Child restricted to a wheel-chair) – measuring only about 4 inches in Height who are cooking, baking and whipping up many of the Foods that Campbell’s now sells as: Arnott’s, Blå Band, Campbell’s, DevosLemmens, Erasco, Stockpot, Lacroix, Liebig, Pace, Pepperidge Farm, Prego, Royco, Swanson, Touch of Taste & (my beloved – ie: beloV8ed) V8.
There’s a delicious Smell and aromatic Food Frenzy abounding. The Kitchen is brimming with Happiness. Everyone has a Job to do and they do it well, fortified on The Foods we have been brought up with and with The Foods we wish to bring our Families up with. Big Scoops and Ladles-full of Campbell’s Foods are being poured into Bowls, being stirred on the Stove, being placed on Racks; being taken to the Table. It’s a WoW: Wonderfully organized Whirlwind, much like Santa’s December 24TH Global Expedition is.
SCENE #4: An amazed Santa looks around at this 3C: Civilized Culinary Commotion and realizes the Campbell’s Children (all heartily at work) are very similar to his Elves.
SCENE #5: There is a Flashback to his Workshop at the North Pole where The Elves are scurrying about preparing for his December 24TH Departure. Santa feels like he is really at home because of this Similarity and BELIEVES in what the Campbell’s Kids are cooking up! Believing is, after all, the True Spirit of this Holiday Season.
SCENE #6: One of the Campbell’s Kids points to the Kitchen Table where Santa promptly sits down and begins eating Course-after-Course of Healthy Campbell Foods (all listed above). He smacks his Lips. He grabs a Napkin. He reaches for another Plate ‘n Platter. He smiles. He selects yet another Entrée. He pats his Belly.
SCENE #7: Then, one of the Campbell Kids grabs him by the Hand and they walk to an Exercise Bike in the Kitchen and a Set of Barbells – not too far from the Stove where the delicious Smells are emanating.
SCENE #8: We then see Santa hop up on the Stationary Bike’s Seat and he begins peddling and smiling. The pervading Christmas Music quickens to the Beat of a Santa flexing his Biceps and Santa is now in his T-Shirt sweating away. All of this is done in ‘Fast Motion Tempo’ to show the Element of Time passing on by. Santa is really getting into his Exercise Routine & Mode.
SCENE #9: Then, his Rolex Watch sounds and Santa (like Cinderella before the Clock strikes the bewitching Hour of Midnight) must dash off to the next House.
SCENE #10: In haste, he runs through the Kitchen; through the Swinging Doors and into the Living Room where the Chimney is – both his Entry & Escape Routes.
SCENE #11: All of a sudden, the Heap of Sugar, Molasses and decorated Cookies turn into a Giant Goblet, Jug and/or Bottle of V8 Vegetable Juice, a Reminder of his Experience in the ‘Magical Campbell’s Kitchen’ which he just visited and quite unexpectedly so.
SCENE #12: And in a Flash, Santa is whisked back up the Chimney, while his Reindeer have patiently waited outside on this snow-covered Roof. Arriving back at his Sleigh, Santa’s Reindeer do not immediately recognize him (at first) as he has lost 50 Pounds, but Mr. Claus looks so handsome and so much healthier, even in his (now) baggy Red Velvet & Faux Fur Ermine-trimmed Suit.
SCENE #13: Getting ready to embark, on the Rooftop, Santa places his Stash of V8 Vegetable Juices (all Varieties including: High Fiber, Essential Antioxidants, Spicy Hot, Original & Original: Low Sodium or Sodi-YUM) in the Sleigh. Magically, many of The Toys (secured in the Rumble Seat of the Sleigh) have turned into Exercise Bikes, Barbells, Workout Equipment and all fortified by the Healthy Campbell Foods that will become Part of his new Lifestyle in 2011 AND your new Lifestyle in 2011, too!
SCENE #14: THE CLOSING SCENE DETAILED DIORAMA: As he pats his Belly, a much slimmer and trimmer Belly – and wonders, Santa jumps into the Driver’s Seat with the Reindeer watching his every Move, the V8® Logo twinkles and is reflected in Santa’s Eyes while the Reindeer take off, going on to the next Home.
SCENE #15: High above the Earth, nearing the Moon, the circular Moon turns into the V8 Logo, etched in green and we see Santa raising a Glass of V8 up as a Toast to everyone’s new and improved Good Health across the World, believing the Best is yet to come…
THE WRAP - UP
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS: Subtle Nuances of Subliminal Implantation (as this Written Passage presented via Print, TV & The Internet) just might do ‘The Trick’ in getting People (of all Ages and Stages in Life) to eat healthier, to slim down (if added Weight presents a problem to them) and to eat more Campbell’s Products thus helping your Earnings for the First Quarter of 2011.
As you had stated at:
http://www.justmeans.com/press-releases/CAMPBELL-APPOINTS-KIM-FORTUNATO-DIRECTOR-OF-CHILDHOOD-OBESITY-AND-HUNGER-PROGRAM/6342.html
Our Mission: Together we will build the world's most extraordinary food company by nourishing people's lives everywhere, every day.
I couldn’t agree more!
If you have any Questions, please email me at: askoopesmith(at)hotmail(dot)com
Thank you, Campbells & V8!
Sincerely,
ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
Koopersmith’s Global Communications
“People read what ASK writes about…”
Chicago, IL USA
An Exclusive to: Campbell’s Soup Company, Camden, New Jersey USA
©2010. ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH. All Rights Reserved.
END
V8 VEGETABLE JUICE®
The 2010 Christmas Advertisement, The TV Commercial &
The YouTube Video Presentation starring
Santa Claus & V8 VEGETABLE JUICE®
The 2010 Campbells’ V8 Holiday Ad, TV Commercial & YouTube Video Script:
1) As a Story
2) As Story Board in ‘Scenes’
Title: Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®
Created & Written by:
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Koopersmith’s Global Communications
STUDIO 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
Monday, November 29, 2010 - 9:39 AM – 4:08 PM
1) AS A STORY:
High – Ho – The Merry-Oh! The Holiday Season is already upon us. It’s here. And we (even those of us who have our Weight pleasantly under Control and maintained) have a Plethora of Temptations in front of us that could pose to be(come) problematic. Therefore, I have created a Print Ad, TV Commercial and YouTube Video for Campbell’s Soup in which Campbell’s addresses this burgeoning and burning Issue that affects so many of our Family and Friends.
Endlessly reading and researching, I see that the Executive Staff at ‘Campbell’s Camp’ has already made the wise and humanitarian Choice of hiring Kim Fremont Fortunato as Director of its Childhood Obesity and Hunger Program. Keeping this highly relevant Position in Mind, my Creative (ie: creatiV8e) ‘Juices’ are flowing and have made a Print Ad, Prime Time TV Commercial and YouTube Video, whereby Santa Claus (a fat, jolly and oh-so-pleasant looking Old St. Nick) bedecked in his Holiday Best slides down the Chimney into a lovely Living Room of a Home. He stops in his Tracks and smells something aromatic swirling from behind a Closed Door, the Door that leads to the Kitchen, always known as the ‘Heart & Soul’ of the Home. Curious, Santa walks into the Kitchen knowing ‘The Family’ is fast asleep upstairs, tucked into Bed with Visions of Sugar Plums dancing in their Heads. Before he departs for ‘The Kitchen,’ the Hub of Activity, Santa spots a Plate heaped to the ‘Sky’ of festive Holiday Cookies, soaked in Frosting and Goo and a big Glass of Egg Nog (and/or Milk), the typical Treats that are traditionally left for Santa’s Consumption on Christmas Eve. After all, he has much to do and needs a Snack along his merry Way (or is it WEIGH?). He glances longingly at those Treats knowing they are HIS and all HIS before HIS Departure takes HIM upon HIS way. His Eyes are bright. They have the Santa Clause Twinkle that we have grown to love! He is all aglow and quite curious to see what exactly is happening in the next Room as there is quite a Clamor and Commotion to be heard! Something is happening here – something that has piqued his Curiosity.
The Door swings open to the Kitchen where we see the Little Campbell Children – no, not just the authentic and original Boy & Girl from Decades ago (that the BabyBoomers of the 1950s grew up with as myself) but also a Brown, Black, Chinese, Red-Skinned and one Child restricted to a wheel-chair) – measuring only about 4 inches in Height who are cooking, baking and whipping up many of the Foods that Campbell’s now sells as: Arnott’s, Blå Band, Campbell’s, DevosLemmens, Erasco, Stockpot, Lacroix, Liebig, Pace, Pepperidge Farm, Prego, Royco, Swanson, Touch of Taste & (my beloved – ie: beloV8ed) V8.
There’s a delicious Smell and aromatic Food Frenzy abounding. The Kitchen is brimming with Happiness. Everyone has a Job to do and they do it well, fortified on The Foods we have been brought up with and with The Foods we wish to bring our Families up with. Big Scoops and Ladles-full of Campbell’s Foods are being poured into Bowls, being stirred on the Stove, being placed on Racks; being taken to the Table. It’s a WoW: Wonderfully organized Whirlwind, much like Santa’s December 24TH Global Expedition is.
An amazed Santa looks around at this 3C: Civilized Culinary Commotion and realizes the Campbell’s Children (all heartily at work) are very similar to his Elves. There is a Flashback to his Workshop at The North Pole where The Elves are scurrying about preparing for his December 24TH Departure. Santa feels like he is really at home because of this Similarity and BELIEVES in what the Campbell’s Kids are cooking up! Believing is, after all, the True Spirit of this Holiday Season.
One of the Campbell’s Kids points to the Kitchen Table where Santa promptly sits down and begins eating Course-after-Course of Healthy Campbell Foods (all listed above). He smacks his Lips. He grabs a Napkin. He reaches for another Plate ‘n Platter. He smiles. He selects yet another Entrée. He pats his Belly. Then, one of the Campbell Kids grabs him by the Hand and they walk to an Exercise Bike in the Kitchen and a Set of Barbells – not too far from the Stove where the delicious Smells are emanating.
We then see Santa hop up on the Stationary Bike’s Seat and he begins peddling and smiling. The pervading Christmas Music quickens to the Beat of a Santa flexing his Biceps and Santa is now in his T-Shirt sweating away. All of this is done in ‘Fast Motion Tempo’ to show the Element of Time passing on by. Santa is really getting into his Exercise Routine & Mode. Then, his Rolex Watch sounds and Santa (like Cinderella before the Clock strikes the bewitching Hour of Midnight) must dash off to the next House. In haste, he runs through the Kitchen; through the Swinging Doors and into the Living Room where the Chimney is – both his Entry & Escape Routes. All of a sudden, the Heap of Sugar, Molasses and decorated Cookies turn into a Giant Goblet, Jug and/or Bottle of V8 Vegetable Juice, a Reminder of his Experience in the ‘Magical Campbell’s Kitchen’ which he just visited and quite unexpectedly so.
And in a Flash, Santa is whisked back up the Chimney, while his Reindeer have patiently waited outside on this snow-covered Roof. Arriving back at his Sleigh, Santa’s Reindeer do not immediately recognize him (at first) as he has lost 50 Pounds, but Mr. Claus looks so handsome and so much healthier, even in his (now) baggy Red Velvet & Faux Fur Ermine-trimmed Suit. Getting ready to embark, on the Rooftop, Santa places his Stash of V8 Vegetable Juices (all Varieties including: High Fiber, Essential Antioxidants, Spicy Hot, Original & Original: Low Sodium or Sodi-YUM) in the Sleigh. Magically, many of The Toys (secured in the Rumble Seat of the Sleigh) have turned into Exercise Bikes, Barbells, Workout Equipment and all fortified by the healthy Campbell Foods that will become Part of his new Lifestyle in 2011 AND your new Lifestyle in 2011, too!
THE CLOSING SCENE DETAILED DIORAMA: As he pats his Belly – a much slimmer and trimmer Belly – and wonders, Santa jumps into the Driver’s Seat with the Reindeer watching his every Move, the V8 Logo twinkles and is reflected in Santa’s Eyes while the Reindeer take off, going on to the next Home. High above the Earth, nearing the Moon, the circular Moon turns into the V8 Logo, etched in green and we see Santa raising a Glass of V8 up as a Toast to everyone’s new and improved Good Health across the World, believing the Best is yet to come…
ASK’s INSERT: EXPLANATION & REASONING AS TO WHY THIS WAS WRITTEN IN THIS STYLE & FORM(AT):
Several years ago, I remember a Campaign in which People (unfortunately, I do not recall who the Group was) wanted a slimmer and trimmer Santa Claus. The Main Concern of their Campaign was that he was not setting a good Example for Children, as he was carrying excessive Weight and Children are impressionable. However, because Santa is such an Icon, would a skinny Santa be as jolly, robust and lovable as the fatter, less healthy one? Would Toes be stepped on? Would the Spirit of Christmas suddenly become anorexic?
For those Individuals who are health-conscious, this Scenario spells-out that Santa could very easily suffer a Stroke, Diabetes and/or Risk having a Heart Attack. My Santa’s Campbell’s Advertisement/TV Commercial & YouTube Video here entitled:
Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®
is a very subtle Way of letting People know (through Animation, Toys, The Sense of Smell/Taste & Imagination) that it’s the End of the Year and their Holiday Feasts & Festivities can be (so and as) delicious and nutritious without the added Pounds that so many of us add. Then, of course, there is the (hovering and pervading) Guilt attached to Food and the ‘would’ve – could’ve – should’ve HAD A V8 INSTEAD’ Mantra pounds in our Heads, as it should be! My Santa’s Campbell’s Advertisement/TV Commercial & YouTube Video can be run every year at this Time of the Season (approximately from the 2ND Week of November through December 26TH). This Film/Video Presentation is a Win-Win Situation, entertaining, educational and V8ery appetizing, too!
ON THE DRAWING BOARD: As a Creative Writer (as well as Lifestyle Promoter), I am currently working and devising other HOLIDAYS & HOLIDATES ® (traditional & my own HOLIDATES/EAT-Vents®) since I am noted as:
‘America’s Premier Eventologist’
(via Gene Koprowski of Insight Magazine, Washington, DC – August, 1997)
&
‘The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World’
(via Eric Zorn of The Chicago Tribune, Chicago, IL January, 2001)
that includes my 400+ EAT-Vents® - Food elated & related EVENTS that show People how easy it is to eat wisely and healthily, as Tomato Tuesdays ©1995 & Wedgie Wednesdays ©1996.
TWO (2) MORE MARKETING PLANS: This Text Presentation could also be worked into a Print Ad and/or much Collected and Salable Cartoon (of 15 Frames – 15 Scenes for the TV Commercial as found below) for Parade Magazine for the Christmas Holiday showing THE BEFORE & AFTER SANTA, that subliminally implants the Fact that Healthiness can taste mighty good, too, with the Foods that Campbell’s has prepared for us (for the last 141 years) consisting of oh so many Families, Decades and Generations ago!
Next November and/or December, 2011, it could be run as: FULL PAGE COPY for the Top Food Magazines.
The Campbells’ Kids – who double and symbolize Elves – fit into this Scenario ideally. Don’t you think? I do. Besides, symbolizing an easier, more care-free and nostalgic Time, this Idea will turn Heads and become an immediate Hit with The Media, creating a Flux of Stories & Interviews for you in Camden @ The Campbell’s Camp & Compound.
This Text (Script & Commercial) is Part of my:
WHY I (ASK) SHOULD BE V8’s SPOKESPERSON(ality).
The original Parcel was mailed to you under the Heading of MY V8 BOOK ©2010 to your Camden Location in mid-November. These twenty (20) Books have been sent to the Top Executives there for their perusal.
PLEASE NOTE: Mr. Charron, Ms. Morrison & Ms. Reardon have the only Colored Copies of the V8 Photographs taken in the McCormick Sculpture Garden circa September 13, 2010. You may want to scan these on to your V8 Facebook Account at:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/V8?v=photos
where only six (6) appear currently (as of 3:40 PM on Monday, November 29, 2010).
SEEING POTENTIAL WHERE IT EXISTS: A timeless Piece of Advertising, Marketing & Promo, this Advertisement/Commercial could be run year-after-year with the only Enhancements made as to other Foods that Campbell’s would be introducing into their Product Lines.
I hope you liked it as much as I LOVE V8! High – Ho – The Merry-Oh!
“Meals (those in Holiday Mode and all others) always taste better with V8.”
Quote of ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
Monday, November 29, 2010 – 1:15 PM CST
In case you need anything explained or the Role I would play as:
SPOKESPERSON(ality) for V8 Vegetable Juice ®,
I may be conveniently reached at:
Studio 1437
Chicago, Illinois USA
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com/
Twitter.com/ASK_DRINKS_V8
Thank you, Campbells - who gives great Food to my Family & me and for inspiring this V8ariety of Marketing Possibilities!
Sincerely,
ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
ASK: A Satisfied Kustomer
Chicago, IL USA
Posted: Monday, 11-29-2010 – 4 PM CST
2) AS STORY BOARD IN ‘SCENES’
NOTE TO CAMPBELL’s Creative Community: If you are considering a Christmas Cartoon/Print Ad/TV Commercial and/or YouTube Video, this is the ‘BreakDown via Scenes’ of Santa Claus DiscoV8ers V8®.
SCENE #1: Santa Claus (a fat, jolly and oh-so-pleasant looking Old St. Nick) bedecked in his Holiday Best slides down the Chimney into a lovely Living Room of a Home. He stops in his Tracks and smells something aromatic swirling from behind a Closed Door, the Door that leads to the Kitchen, always known as the ‘Heart & Soul’ of the Home. Before he departs for ‘The Kitchen,’ the Hub of Activity, Santa does spot a Plate heaped to the ‘Sky’ of festive Holiday Cookies, soaked in Frosting and Goo and a big Glass of Egg Nog (and/or Milk), the typical Treats that are traditionally left for Santa’s Consumption on Christmas Eve. After all, he has much to do and needs a Snack along his merry Way (or is it WEIGH?). He glances longingly at those Treats knowing they are HIS and all HIS before HIS Departure takes HIM upon HIS way.
SCENE #2: Curious, Santa walks into the Kitchen knowing ‘The Family’ is fast asleep Upstairs, tucked into Bed with Visions of Sugar Plums dancing in their Heads. His Eyes are bright. They have the Santa Clause Twinkle that we have grown to love! He is all aglow and quite curious to see what exactly is happening in the next Room as there is quite a Clamor & Commotion to be heard! Something is happening here – something that has piqued his Curiosity.
SCENE #3: The Door swings open to the Kitchen where we see the Little Campbell Children – no, not just the authentic and original Boy & Girl from Decades ago (that the BabyBoomers of the 1950s grew up with as myself) but also a Brown, Black, Chinese, Red-Skinned and one Child restricted to a wheel-chair) – measuring only about 4 inches in Height who are cooking, baking and whipping up many of the Foods that Campbell’s now sells as: Arnott’s, Blå Band, Campbell’s, DevosLemmens, Erasco, Stockpot, Lacroix, Liebig, Pace, Pepperidge Farm, Prego, Royco, Swanson, Touch of Taste & (my beloved – ie: beloV8ed) V8.
There’s a delicious Smell and aromatic Food Frenzy abounding. The Kitchen is brimming with Happiness. Everyone has a Job to do and they do it well, fortified on The Foods we have been brought up with and with The Foods we wish to bring our Families up with. Big Scoops and Ladles-full of Campbell’s Foods are being poured into Bowls, being stirred on the Stove, being placed on Racks; being taken to the Table. It’s a WoW: Wonderfully organized Whirlwind, much like Santa’s December 24TH Global Expedition is.
SCENE #4: An amazed Santa looks around at this 3C: Civilized Culinary Commotion and realizes the Campbell’s Children (all heartily at work) are very similar to his Elves.
SCENE #5: There is a Flashback to his Workshop at the North Pole where The Elves are scurrying about preparing for his December 24TH Departure. Santa feels like he is really at home because of this Similarity and BELIEVES in what the Campbell’s Kids are cooking up! Believing is, after all, the True Spirit of this Holiday Season.
SCENE #6: One of the Campbell’s Kids points to the Kitchen Table where Santa promptly sits down and begins eating Course-after-Course of Healthy Campbell Foods (all listed above). He smacks his Lips. He grabs a Napkin. He reaches for another Plate ‘n Platter. He smiles. He selects yet another Entrée. He pats his Belly.
SCENE #7: Then, one of the Campbell Kids grabs him by the Hand and they walk to an Exercise Bike in the Kitchen and a Set of Barbells – not too far from the Stove where the delicious Smells are emanating.
SCENE #8: We then see Santa hop up on the Stationary Bike’s Seat and he begins peddling and smiling. The pervading Christmas Music quickens to the Beat of a Santa flexing his Biceps and Santa is now in his T-Shirt sweating away. All of this is done in ‘Fast Motion Tempo’ to show the Element of Time passing on by. Santa is really getting into his Exercise Routine & Mode.
SCENE #9: Then, his Rolex Watch sounds and Santa (like Cinderella before the Clock strikes the bewitching Hour of Midnight) must dash off to the next House.
SCENE #10: In haste, he runs through the Kitchen; through the Swinging Doors and into the Living Room where the Chimney is – both his Entry & Escape Routes.
SCENE #11: All of a sudden, the Heap of Sugar, Molasses and decorated Cookies turn into a Giant Goblet, Jug and/or Bottle of V8 Vegetable Juice, a Reminder of his Experience in the ‘Magical Campbell’s Kitchen’ which he just visited and quite unexpectedly so.
SCENE #12: And in a Flash, Santa is whisked back up the Chimney, while his Reindeer have patiently waited outside on this snow-covered Roof. Arriving back at his Sleigh, Santa’s Reindeer do not immediately recognize him (at first) as he has lost 50 Pounds, but Mr. Claus looks so handsome and so much healthier, even in his (now) baggy Red Velvet & Faux Fur Ermine-trimmed Suit.
SCENE #13: Getting ready to embark, on the Rooftop, Santa places his Stash of V8 Vegetable Juices (all Varieties including: High Fiber, Essential Antioxidants, Spicy Hot, Original & Original: Low Sodium or Sodi-YUM) in the Sleigh. Magically, many of The Toys (secured in the Rumble Seat of the Sleigh) have turned into Exercise Bikes, Barbells, Workout Equipment and all fortified by the Healthy Campbell Foods that will become Part of his new Lifestyle in 2011 AND your new Lifestyle in 2011, too!
SCENE #14: THE CLOSING SCENE DETAILED DIORAMA: As he pats his Belly, a much slimmer and trimmer Belly – and wonders, Santa jumps into the Driver’s Seat with the Reindeer watching his every Move, the V8® Logo twinkles and is reflected in Santa’s Eyes while the Reindeer take off, going on to the next Home.
SCENE #15: High above the Earth, nearing the Moon, the circular Moon turns into the V8 Logo, etched in green and we see Santa raising a Glass of V8 up as a Toast to everyone’s new and improved Good Health across the World, believing the Best is yet to come…
THE WRAP - UP
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS: Subtle Nuances of Subliminal Implantation (as this Written Passage presented via Print, TV & The Internet) just might do ‘The Trick’ in getting People (of all Ages and Stages in Life) to eat healthier, to slim down (if added Weight presents a problem to them) and to eat more Campbell’s Products thus helping your Earnings for the First Quarter of 2011.
As you had stated at:
http://www.justmeans.com/press-releases/CAMPBELL-APPOINTS-KIM-FORTUNATO-DIRECTOR-OF-CHILDHOOD-OBESITY-AND-HUNGER-PROGRAM/6342.html
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I couldn’t agree more!
If you have any Questions, please email me at: askoopesmith(at)hotmail(dot)com
Thank you, Campbells & V8!
Sincerely,
ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
Koopersmith’s Global Communications
“People read what ASK writes about…”
Chicago, IL USA
An Exclusive to: Campbell’s Soup Company, Camden, New Jersey USA
©2010. ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH. All Rights Reserved.
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Saturday, November 27, 2010
Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith's Great Movie & Novel One-Liners
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Excerpt from: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS (C)2009-2010
Quarterfinalist Winner: July 23, 2010
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Excerpt from: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS (C)2009-2010
Quarterfinalist Winner: July 23, 2010
Scriptapalooza's International Screenplay Competition
Hollywood, CA
Posted by ASK/Screenwriter:
SKiN: Sacred Kinship in Nature™
How 10 Beloved Plush Toys Redefine Race (C)2009
Chicago, IL USA
Posted: 11-26-2010 - 2:32 PM CST
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