Dear Mars Bars: John Mars
& Paul S. Michaels: As you
had asked:
You’re not you
when you’re hungry. Who do you become when hunger strikes?
And since those
are my very own G-d given initials, I have an Answer for you that goes like this:
When Hunger
strikes, I cannot focus and/or concentrate at all until I am satisfied by food.
I then am only concerned about taking a
break to get something to eat. Being a creative,
many times, I skip meals which is really not good for me or anyone for that
matter.
Can U imagine
what it's like to be perpetually hungry like those poor kids in Africa and Bi-Afra
who have been starving since I was a kid in the 1950s? Now, that's real Hunger. Actually, it's classified as Starvation. But there are plenty of people here in the
STATES who do not have proper meals and/or a neat treat like a good
old-fashioned Snicker Bar that beats that hunger with each swallow.
But I would
honestly say I get grumpy and irritable when I am hungry. There's a Thing called: HALT: Hunger-Anger Lonely Tired. Those deal with the 4 basic NEEDS that must be MET
in Mankind for him/her to have a Nice Day.
AND, if you take the word SNICKERS a part – as I have as I’m a ‘brilliant
Wordsmith as well as Koopersmith’ as Kip Forbes of Forbes Magazine said of my
writing expertise back in April of 2005, you have this clever Acronym at hand:
s-NIC-k-E-rs...the
WORD Nice.
It is NICE to
have a SNICKERS. In more than one way…
Ok, Messrs. Mars
and Michaels: Now, let’s talk biz. Do I get SNICKERS for life and a Certified Check
for $1,000,000 for that - it definitely could be a new Ad Campaign - that's for
sure – using the NICE element of your bar – our bar:
s-NIC-k-E-rs?
When you have
the time, check back with me for the particulars and where to MAIL THAT CHECK
and stash of Bars! I’m ready to do a
Prime Time TV commercial endorsing your Bar, all ‘snickers’ aside!
I know I speak
for Billions of People the last 82 years (since 1930 when Mars introduced Snickers,
named after the favorite Horse of the Mars family. Thank you, Wikipedia ) when I say: Thanks
for SNICKERS, the Year Round Treat that we love to bite into! Indeed one of my
Favorite Food Groups.
Cheers, ASK:
Screenwriter -
Author - Eventologist - Promoter
Chicago - IL USA
Editorial
Note: Also posted at:
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com/2012/05/snickers-candy-facebookers-love-to-eat.html
with the BLOG
called: "Snickers: The Candy
Facebookers love to eat." Quote of ASK, 'America's Premier
EAT-Ventologist'.
WITH THE
PSYCHOLOGY BEING: That Way (when I’m
sleeping tonite), People 10,000 miles away can be reading and nougating their
time away…
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