Purchase your very own customized EVENTOLOGICAL HOLIDATE today!
GOT GORF?
WHO’S THAT FROG?
WHO’S THAT
TOY?
WHO’S THAT TOY FROG?
GIVE THE GIFT OF GORF.
A NEW KIND OF BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN YOUR
VERY NAME
CREATED BY:
G O R F
GORF is formally proclaiming for
YOU
_____(your Name here)
that the Date of _______
has now been EVENTOLOGICALLY declared as:
RED EYE DAY INTERNATIONAL©2012
(for example in his
particular Case)
Spread
THE LOVE around our Granite Planet.
Leap ahead to share those GOOD TIMES with Others!
Leap ahead to share those GOOD TIMES with Others!
After all,
when the
Pond is frozen over and there’s no Sign of Grass or Clover,
where do the FROGGIES go?
where do the FROGGIES go?
Where do the FROGGIES
go?
Wherever their Dreams lead them…
Wherever their Dreams lead them…
©1952-2012. ASK. ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH. ALL
RIGHTS RESERVED.
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EXPLANATION OF
AWASA (ART With A Smile Attached):
I’m here to introduce the Concept of AWASA™ Engagements to you.
AWASA (ART With A Smile Attached):
I’m here to introduce the Concept of AWASA™ Engagements to you.
Hi there! I’m ASK:
ADRiENNE
SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH and am a Creative Writer who loves TOYS
that lives in Chicago. One of my favorite TOYS is GORF. That’s FROG back-words who is Part and Parcel of my
TOY Collection. For years, as KEEPER OF THE FROG, GORF, I have paraded and pranced around
Chicago taking Photographs (that I call PHOTOGORFS)
of THE FROG
and wherever We go, People instantly stop, smile and speak (to us).
Smiling is FUN. I love to smile. I love to laugh. Smiling and Laughing are
contagious, in the best of ways. I love to
see others smile and laugh. Sometimes in our World, there’s not too much
to smile and laugh about, but each Day is truly a Blessing. Also, as a Creative Writer, I’m a profound
Believer in the Difference a Day can and does make.
To emphasize this Feeling and Sentiment, back on Wednesday, July 25,
1990 at 9:45 PM, I launched a new Literary Genre called:
EVENTOLOGY
THE ART OF EVENT-MAKING
ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH’s CAMPAIGNS FOR
HUMANITY ©1990
and since then, I have created 1,900 HOLIDATES
(falling into 34 precise
Categories) that are defined as
Goodwill, Humanitarian, Altruistic, Educational, Recreational,
Spiritual, FUN-Time and/or FUN-Type EVENTS; therefore, EVENTOLOGY
was born. Now, I am extending the HOLIDATE
Phenomenon to
you via this: AWASA Greeting with the Aid & Assistance of:
GORF, nicknamed ‘THE GRiN REAPER’ who lives in CHICAGORF, Illinois USA and is hailed as ‘CHICAGO’S FIRST
GREEN MASCOT.’ AWASA (ART With A Smile Attached)
Greetings is an Off-Shoot of my Creative Writings that fully utilizes EVENTOLOGY.
To further explain:
EVENTOLOGY’s
PURPOSE is to:
Put ‘The Pop’ into Pop
Culture, one Day at a Time!
And this time, that Day is all yours!
HOW
IT’s CREATED: You
tell me 3 things about yourself; or provide 3 topics you like; furnish your Name or Nickname
(if you wish); your Birthdate; your Child/Children's Name(s); Pet’s or Pets'
Name(s); Spouse's/Significant Others' Name; your favorite Food, Quote, Sport,
Memory, Past-Time, Book, Travel Destination and/or anything that rocks your
World is a GO here.
I will also require your email; full street mailing address and PayPal Payment to proceed with and process this all-original HOLIDATE.
This is all naturally GORF approved, you
know. By including your Birthdate, this Proclamation becomes ‘official’ and voila, your own EVENTOLOGICAL HOLIDATE is declared in return. Consider this HOLIDATE as your very own personalized GORF-O-GRAM. All it needs is a Frame! As a personalized Greeting (customized
especially for you), this unique Gift is as ‘Pretty as a Picture’ and now that PHOTOGORF
(Photograph) is all yours! Its Dimensions are 8.5 X 11. It is an
Original. The One and Only: like YOU!
This
ART Form is what I
have termed as: A PHOTOON™ (derived from the 2 Terms:
PHOTO + carTOON). It’s a Photo that doubles as an animate-able cARToon combined with
your very own HOLIDATE
created by me who is known in the Media as ‘America’s Premier Eventologist’
and ‘The
Premier Eventologist in The History of The World.’ 1,900
HOLIDATES grace
‘my EVENTOLOGICAL Calendar and Roster’
and I’m here, ready, able and willing to customize one especially for YOU, guaranteed
to make YOU smile and laugh (over and over again) via THE GRiN REAPER, GORF.
By the way, the Information you provide will be
kept strictly CONFIDENTIAL, not resold and used only in the Creation of your
Personalized GORF-O-GRAM.
When you need to take that LEAP OF FAITH and turn what’s GRiM into what’s worth GRiNning about, turn to GORF as
he’ll make you SMiLE-out-loud.
AWASA
(ART With A Smile Attached):
That’s what I call it.
But, let's back up for a Moment here and 'ask' the following that you may be wondering about:
Why does GORF think he can declare a Special Day for you?
That Answer is simple and prehistoric in Nature. As a Species, FROGS (classified as Amphibians) have lived on the Planet Earth for 217,000,000 years. That’s a packet of some 79,205,000,000 Days (not counting Leap Year Days that hold a special Meaning in the Heart, Soul and Legs of all FROGS), much longer than Man has. Seeing all the EVENTS that transpired during these Eons of Time has THE FROG FAMILY inscribed as ‘Sworn Survivors’ and allows them that distinct Privilege, one that needs no other Reason why.
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS ARE: And, wouldn’t YOU agree with me that when YOU see this TOY, YOU immediately smile? From every Angle and Dangle, even hanging from this Sapling Tree located at the Museum Triangle Campus near Chicago's Lakefront, I snapped this Image of GORF with my $3.50 throwaway camera on Saturday, March 11, 2006. Linking Creativity to Inspiration + pursuing your Passion need not be an expensive Endeavor. It’s the burning Desire to ‘set that Fire’ is what counts. That’s what this Page (called AWASA: ART With A Smile Attached Greetings) is all about.
But, let's back up for a Moment here and 'ask' the following that you may be wondering about:
Why does GORF think he can declare a Special Day for you?
That Answer is simple and prehistoric in Nature. As a Species, FROGS (classified as Amphibians) have lived on the Planet Earth for 217,000,000 years. That’s a packet of some 79,205,000,000 Days (not counting Leap Year Days that hold a special Meaning in the Heart, Soul and Legs of all FROGS), much longer than Man has. Seeing all the EVENTS that transpired during these Eons of Time has THE FROG FAMILY inscribed as ‘Sworn Survivors’ and allows them that distinct Privilege, one that needs no other Reason why.
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS ARE: And, wouldn’t YOU agree with me that when YOU see this TOY, YOU immediately smile? From every Angle and Dangle, even hanging from this Sapling Tree located at the Museum Triangle Campus near Chicago's Lakefront, I snapped this Image of GORF with my $3.50 throwaway camera on Saturday, March 11, 2006. Linking Creativity to Inspiration + pursuing your Passion need not be an expensive Endeavor. It’s the burning Desire to ‘set that Fire’ is what counts. That’s what this Page (called AWASA: ART With A Smile Attached Greetings) is all about.
Your Customized HOLIDATE with the PHOTOGORF will be ready and emailed to you
within Three (3) Working Days in order for me to fully concentrate on and 'capture' your Essence and
Special Interests. Please feel free to scan this 'Gift and Greeting' and use it on your various
Social Networks, if you so desire.
I may be contacted here at: http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com
Facebook.com/Adrienne.Sioux.Koopersmith
Twitter.com/ASK_Koopersmith
THIS
OFFER IS EXCLUSIVELY FOUND HERE ONLINE AT:
HOW TO GET STARTED:
Simply email
the following Questionnaire back to me at:
BRIEF QUESTIONNAIRE:
Furnish
your Name or Nickname (if you wish):
Provide
your Birthdate and Astrological Sign:
Please
me 3 things about
yourself (these can be Virtues or Facts):
1.
2.
3.
Provide
3 topics you like
and/or interest you:
1.
2.
3.
Your
Spouse's and/or Significant Other's Name (optional):
Your
Pet’s or Pets’ Name(s) (optional):
Your
favorite Food:
Your
favorite Sport:
Your
favorite Quote:
Your
favorite Memory:
Your
favorite Past-Time:
Your
favorite Book:
Your favorite Travel Destination:
List
anything that rocks your World is a GO here. If there is an Online Bio or Profile about you (and your Accomplishments), send its URL to me:
The other Requirements include: Your email; full
mailing address and PayPal Payment.
Then, relax and sit back while GORF works his Magic here. See the Difference a HOLIDATE makes and it certainly does. Tell them, GORF sent you!
©1979-2012.
ASK:
ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
NOTE: GORF is
a CHOSUN INTL TOYS, INC. Product manufactured in Korea.
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