Cali & Me.
She's on "The Right."
She is always on "The Right."
When you are THE CAT, that's how Life goes.
ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMTH
The CAT Institute of Felineity®
Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois USA
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
CALi’s FURMAL ~ FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
A One of its Kind Calendar devoted and CATTRIBUTED1 to every Feline on Planet Earth:
Past - Present & Future.
CALi The Calico, SPOKESCAT & SPOKESPURRSON(ALITY),
a SUPURR Species amongst CATS
in her own Right-Rite-Write.
In Care of ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
KooPURRSmith’s Global CommuniCATions
“People read what Adrienne & Cali write about…”
CAT Worship is civilly traced to AESOP’s FABLES and gains momentum (MEOW-mentum) in The Days of The Egyptian Pharoahs honoring Bastet, once a fierce & ferocious Lioness Warrior Goddess of The Sun she was reinvented (which was also popular ‘back then’) into a CAT Goddess named Bastet.2 Longing to be stellar, She was not identified to The Male Tom CAT of any PURRTICULAR Breed) but was reincarnated (or REINCATNATED) into a Goddess of The Moon in The Closing Days of Ancient Egypt.
Now a Key in Storytelling Lore, Bastet’s Popularity continues on as Artists and Writers attempt to draw her Spirit into their Works & Words for Multitudes of CAT People to enjoy, examine and entertain. The True Spirit of CATHOOD survives, having been rooted in those CREATURES who lived Millennials earlier than Contemporary Man.
The North & South Quadrants of Ancient Egypt were divided during Bastet’s Zenith but now that Divide has been thoughtfully bridged by CALi & ADRiENNE’s Collaborative CAT Project honoring The Love and Allure CATS continue to hold and cast over Humans. For one, I know that Spell too well. Since CALi has entered my Life, my Creativity Level has soared up 300%. So inspiring, CALi My Calico starred on NPR’s Planet Money where her Sneeze was heard around The World (and what is sweeter than when a Little CAT sneezes?); she was chosen as CAT OF THE DAY on January 10, 2018 by The London Cat & PR Event Organization; and CATSually (that’s casually) went on to be featured in or on CNN, Newsy, WGN Morning News & The New York Times.
A PLAN: Marketing, as you know, is an exciting Game. After CALi sneezed into NPR’s PlanetMoney’s Host & Anchor, Kenny Malone’s Mic when he flew from New York City to Chicago to interview me on April 5, 2017, I immediately thought that Kleenex should do a SUPURR Bowl Commercial with CALi featured. What’s more precious – PURRECIOUS than a Little CAT sneezing into a soft Kleenex Tissue. That Act(ion) would tug at People’s Hearts; especially those with Colds & Allergies & their Stock Index would soar (vs. sore). At the Time I did tweet the Post about “The Sneeze heard around the World.” They liked it.
The Subject of the above Interviews explained my Influence on the Fine Art of Calendar Making and how I introduced The Literary Genre on July 25, 1990 at 9:45 PM CST to The World, aptly named:
The ART of EVENT-Making
Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith’s Campaigns For Humanity ©1990
Their URLS are found at:
@NPR @PlanetMoney: April 18, 2017: The Sneeze heard around The World: tinyurl.com/ycbpx4jw
@ldncatsofficial: January 10, 2018: Cali's Cat of The Day
@CNNDoug ~ @CNN: February 26, 2018: tinyurl.com/ycz8baee
@Ocean98 WOCM MD: February 28, 2018
@Newsy ~ @CodyLaGrow: April 11, 2018: Check Newsy for Listings in your Area
@WGNMorningNews: May 3, 2018: tinyurl.com/ycc8ulmq
@nytimes: @Maya__Salam: July 3 & 4, 2018. Online & In-Print: tinyurl.com/ybmjp2oc
CONTINUING THE FUN THROUGHOUT TIME:
And, I am guessing this creatively clever CAT CALENDAR would get Bastet’s Blessing. Let me tell you how: The Difference between CALi’s CAT CALENDAR for 2019 is that each Day is marked by 1-2-3 or more CAT HOLIDATES (fully explained in Text and Story) that specifically is designed for CATS’ and their Human’s Usage(s). Most are inspired – insPURRed by The Antics of My Calico. Photographs and Art add a lively Splash.
To further set us apart, I’ve secured Five (5) Literary Titles since 1997 that place me (as a Creatif & Writer) into a Niche of my own. Those Titles include but hopefully are not limited to:
“America’s Premier Eventologist”
Gene Koprowski of Insight Magazine
Washington, DC – August 25, 1997
“The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World”
Eric Zorn of The Chicago Tribune
Chicago – January 23, 2001
“The Undisputed Champ of Event Creation”
Doug Criss of CNN
Atlanta, GA – February 26, 2018
“The Gatekeeper of Eventology”
Cody LaGrow – Newsy
Chicago (18 Million Homes) - April 11, 2018
“Pioneer Woman Holiday Collection”
Larry Potash & Robin Baumgarten – WGN Morning News
Chicago, IL – May 3, 2018
When CATITUDE PURRVAILS & prevails for The New Year, any and every Thing is possible.
This Project commands a Department of its own for CALi & myself. The Branding of HOLIDATES is the HOTTEST Commodity in the Marketing Realm. Numerous HOLIDATES aim at getting Stray, Orphaned and Feral CATS FUREVER Homes as well as banning the torturous Act of Declawing, robbing a CAT of its Defense Mechanisms.
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
A Fortune 500 Pet Industry Company that wishes to hire us to kickstart the New Year: 2019 with CALi’s HOLIDATES.
An EXCLUSIVE would be offered. This would separate all the leading Pet Industry Competitors because these EVENTS are shining Examples of Action Activities that every CAT Owner would PURRTICIPATE in.
We want, desire and expect all Whistles & Bells as these are Animal Pet-CAT EVENTS no one ever has heard of before nor tried. This separates – sePURRates YOU as an active CAT Retailer.
This Calendar with its HOLIDATES (there will be Hundreds) expands over The Course of a 365/366 Day Calendar.
More than likely, new CAT elated and related EVENTS are always on our Radar (CATdar) and will be added as 2019 kicks in from sheer Energy & Synergy that is being charged up with this Phenomena. In 2020, the Calendar for 2020 of ALL THINGS CATwill be published after 2019 has been happily completed. The lucky & insightful Company who signs up with us will have their name as Sponsor and/or Partner.
þ 2019 is the Monthly KickOff of CALi’s Cat Calendar:
þ 2020 is my 30TH Year Anniversary of my Invention of EVENTOLOGY (explained above). CALi’s Premier CAT Calendar is published and shines as a Collectible. Aligned with a Variety of CAT Products & Healthy Time CATXercises since Feline Obesity must also be stopped in affluent Societies. Multitudes of CATS need Food in other Parts of the Planet. Seniors need a CAT Companion to fight Loneliness, as Companionship. The List is non-stoppable.
þ 2019-2029 is officially declared as DECADE OF THE CAT ©2016 in which We (CALi, Me & the Corporation who “bankrolls” us) as SPOKESCAT & SPOKESPURRSONALITY.
Salary Expectation: $10,000,000.00 for 2019.
: October 1, 2018 - Noon.
With a Calendar Project as this, TIME is of the Essence.
Won’t you join CALi & me? This has never been done before. We can hardly wait to get the Ball (of Yarn) rolling! This will be the Best Investment and “Hires” you have ever done in your entire Corporate History; not only for your Bottom Line but for your loyal Staff who adore CATS as much as I adore My CALi, setting an Example for all to see as CATS live out their 9 Lives most COMFURTABLY!
Email me at:
to schedule a Time to CHAT-CAT. This is an OPPURRTUNITY like none other, ever.
On behalf of CALi & me, thank you for your Time in sharing “Our Plan.”