ASK KOOPURRSMITH ON CATS:
October 5, 2018 - 4:48 PM CST
HOW “STANDING OUT” IS
DEFINED:
“How
We LYVE to SPOiL Our PETS.”
That’s
not a #Question, Folks but is The #Answer, an astute Statement to making sure
YOU (as a Company or Entrepreneur) have enough powerful Content written in the
best Context to draw in larger Numbers of Customers, Buyers, Followers,
Audience Members & Media thus separating (SEPURRATING in
Pure CAT or CATESE) yourself from “The Crowd.”
How
I do that is Second Nature with me. Its
Basis is The Foundation of the Literary Genre I created on #July_25_1990 at
9:45 PM CST known as:
EVENTOLOGY ®
The ART of EVENT-Making
Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith’s Campaigns
For Humanity ©1990
in
which I am the only Person in The History of The World to have thus gained The Five
(5) Titles that set me far apart from any
other Brand in the EVENT Industry.
Those are:
“America’s Premier
Eventologist”
Gene Koprowski of Insight
Magazine
Washington, DC – August 25,
1997
“The Premier Eventologist in
The History of The World”
Eric Zorn of The Chicago
Tribune
Chicago – January 23, 2001
“The Undisputed Champ of
Event Creation”
Doug Criss of CNN
Atlanta, GA – February 26,
2018
“The Gatekeeper of
Eventology”
Cody LaGrow – Newsy
Chicago (18 Million Homes)
- April 11, 2018
“Pioneer Woman Holiday
Collection”
Larry Potash & Robin
Baumgarten – WGN Morning News
Chicago, IL – May 3, 2018
upon
creating 1,900+ HOLIDATES TO CELEBRATE in 35 encompassing Categories.
Today
with CALi MY CALiCO @ my Side, We are on The Brink of
Releasing 366 CAT HOLIDATES – all original in nature as I’ve declared:
2019
as
#YearOfTheCat
©1994,
followed by
2019-2029
as
#DecadeofTheCat_Feline
©1997.
All
lining up and in Time for my 30TH Year ABC: Anniversary
– Birthday – Celebration of:
EVENTOLOGY
The ART of
EVENT-Making
Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith’s Campaigns For
Humanity ©1990
which
is The LOCATION from where all my Writings emanate and
stem.
To
jumpstart this 1 of a Kind Calendar containing 366 CAT
elated & related HOLIDATES, We have decided to pre-release 1 for HALLOWEEN that will BLOW you out of The Water.
Who
wants an Exclusive?
Will
the lucky Company be: Mars Petcare?
Nestle
Purina?
Petsmart?
Hills
Pet Food?
J.M.
Smucker?
Diamond
Pet Foods?
Blue
Buffalo?
Spectrum
Brands/United Pet Group?
Ainsworth
Pet Nutrition?
Unicharm
Corp.?
Deuerer?
PetSmart Inc.?
Petco?
Pet
Supplies Plus?
Pet
Food Express?
Chewy?
Drs.
Foster & Smith?
Bentley’s
Pet Stuff ~ Marcus Lemonis?
Or
will it be YOU?
HOW
YOU CAN OBTAIN AN ASK ~ CALi CAT HOLIDATE FOR ONE TIME USAGE:
EVENTS
make NEWS (North East West South) that rock our World and form The
Basis of every single News Story.
This
Compilation of all-original CAT HOLIDATES
(formulated by The Creator of EVENTOLOGY in 1990, nearly Thirty (30) years ago) are being SOLD only as EXCLUSiVES.
þ Their Names alone are priceless.
þ Their
Acronyms alone are invaluable.
þ Their Descriptive
WriteUps alone comprise a comprehensive Writing Style.
þ Their Titles
alone are hashtagged.
þ Their Flair
alone is “The CAT’s Meow” in Branding Product.
When
2019 rolls in 88 Days from Friday, October 5,
2018, The Date of this Posting, this
List of EVENTS will NOT be contained in a(ny) boring
Standard Calendar per se; but they will be sold PER DAY; WEEK; and/or MONTH
according to their Formula.
THREE (3) PRiME EXAMPLES:
1)
Celebrating
your CAT’s Birthday? Align her/him with a HOLIDATE of their very own PURRSUASION & that will color their Special Day
like none other!
2)
Celebrating
an Award that your CAT
won as a Hero? What could be grander than having him/her be immortalized in ECHoF: EVENTOLOGY’s CAT
HALL OF
FAME™:
3)
Commemorating
when your PET Company opened its Doors to your
Neighbors? Align your Company with a HOLIDATE that shares this Special and Momentous
Time. You may also have your own Customized HOLIDATE
written by ASK
& CALi so that Special Occasion is even all the more
Special. These unique Back Stories are
what The Media insists upon when searching for a unique Segment.
When
you align with me [who is globally recognized for my Titles in EVENT-Making Pools since 1990], you have achieved
Instant Self-GRATIFICATION that
lasts a Lifetime – all 9+ of them.
Work with CALi & me, The PURRSONALITIES behind this Plethora of 366 FELiNE HOLIDATES. At your very Paws, Fingertips & Beckon
Call(s). Guaranteed to yield a vast Market Place of #OPPURRTUNITIES never envisioned before.
THE
HIRING PROCESS:
A
Fortune 500 Pet Company can hire CALi
& ME as their In-House CAT EVENTOLOGIST to make sure these HOLIDATES (our copyrighted Creations) are carried
out PROPERLY & PRECISELY (PURROPERLY & PURRCISELY) as to how We have designed them. Begin with One EVENTtoday
by making your HALLOWEEN its most SPOOK-TACULAR Day
yet…
That
HALLOWEEN Event’s Price is: $10,000, prepaid and is promoted from October 20 – November
1, 2018.
IF
the EVENT is not “purchased” by October 20, it
becomes available again on HALLOWEEN Day itself
for One Time Usage and our Promotions for $5,000,
prepaid. It then reverts to the 2019 October Calendar
LineUp.
ALWAYS REMEMBER that many HOLIDATES
take on a Life of their own and go viral.
Many have been rewritten across the last Thirty (30) Years to reflect changing Times. That’s one of the most exciting and
significant Facets about EVENTOLOGY. It changes courses and become its own Evolutionary – Revolutionary Body of EVENTS. In
other Words, they become Mainstream.
WHEN
YOU HiRE THE ROCKSTARS
OF EVENT-MAKiNG:
Significant
Titles yield Trending Times ahead (through December 31, 2029 and beyond) when
you PURRCHASE
this sensational CAT Marketing EVENT,
found in 2 convenient Plans.
2019
EXCLUSIVE: $1,000,000,
prepaid.
Every
Week you will be SENT the Weekly CAT ~ FELiNE HOLIDATES
CALi & I have created that can and should
be posted on your Website for your Fanfare & used in your Marketing Plans;
Store Outlets, etc. We will be promoting
your Name to our Circle and Network on a Daily Basis throughout 2019 EXCLUSIVELY. As an added Touch, We will be on-standby to
answer all of your Customers’ Questions/Queries at designated Times. Known as:
“Talkin’
To The Eventologist One PET HOLIDATE at a Time.”
2020-2029
EXCLUSIVE. Contracted for this Decade-long Period, the ASKing Price is $10,000,000, for The Decade (that actually began in 2019). All of The HOLIDATES will be re-worked to reflect ALL THE FEEDBACK We have received by
being #SUPURR_STARS uniting CATS to The HOLIDATES
they like best.
IN
CLOSING:
Yes,
that Statement: “How We LYVE to SPOiL Our PETS” is a Testimonial on how We love our CATS, One HOLIDATE at a Time.
Drop
what you are doing to inquire here at:
Adrienne(dot)Sioux(dot)Koopersmith(at)gmail(dot)com
to
set up a Time to #CHAT_CAT if this Offer entices you.
CALi
& I heartily look forward to
creating the kind of KiNDLY CATMOSPHERE
with you that all of our FELiNES should be EXPURRIENCING.
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