Adrienne
& Cali,
A Girl & her CAT 👩 😺
out to save The World...
One HOLiDATE@ a TiME.
CEO & Co-CEO
of:
The International
Collaborative Alliance of
CAT Lovers on CATHood
Fattiness & Extreme Obesity ©2019
847-630-9201
6F: FELiNE FiTNESS FiGHT FLAB FEB-FEST ©2019
Slated
for: February 1-28 (29 when a Leap Year occurs)HOLiDATE #236/366 of THE
DECADE OF THE CAT ~ FELiNE
©1997 ©2018
PREMiSE ~ PURREMiSE:
FAT: FAT AGGRAVATES TROUBLE™
FAT FELiNES are not cute.
There’s
not more to love. There’s more Concern
to worry (out loud and excessively) via a Slew of Ailments that can shorten
your CAT’s / CATS’ NiNE
(9) LiVES that are
linked to OBESiTY
for both MAN & CATS.
Can
you say:
Asthma
Cancers
Diabetes
Fatty Liver Disease
Gallbladder Disease
Gallstones
Gout
Heart Disease
High Blood Pressure
Osteoarthritis
Respiratory Problems
Sleep Apnea &
Stroke…
Leading to a Premature Death.
Yes,
these are the same Maladies (many chronic) that strike Humans that can also perpetuate
[#PURR_PET_uate] themselves in your beloved CAT. After all, People & their CATS (as
Mammals) share 90% of the same DNA.
Most
CAT Lovers are insanely crazy over their CAT(S). Therefore, as CALI’s Golden
Rule PURROCLAiMS:
DO onto Others as You would do on to
your CAT.
You
must get to The CORE of why you are over-feeding this ANiMAL (that you initially chose to love,
adore, pet, house and feed) in order to cap and solve this doleful Mis-ACTiON. There are Professionals & Experts to
psychologically help you unravel this sickly Mindset. Mostly, on ‘The Surface’, it deals with your
Anxieties or Insecurities but I’m not Dr. Phil.
I deeply encourage you to seek Professional Counseling & Advice for THE
SAKE OF YOUR CAT & your own HEALTH & WELFARE. With the new Empathy Movement– that I have renamed
as:
EMPETHY®
criss-crossing
The World and in Full Swing, a new burgeoning Crowd of People (revoluationary
in nature) will be reporting PET Keepers who abuse their ANiMALS (CATS & DOGS)
in this Manner. After all, this is PET
ABUSE. Your PET will be snatched and
taken in to Protective ~ PURROTECTiVE
Custody until a better Home is found. By
over-feeding your CAT, you are giving your CAT an early Death Sentence, wiping
him of the LiFE He
should be leading as a FRiSKY,
happy Creature of Nature. It’s bad
enough that MAN DOMESTiCATED THE CAT (and other Creatures). You do not need to add more ‘Insult to Injury’ to his proverbial
Plate of Mega-Calories.
BUT,
there is HOPE for you. Overfeeding your CAT can easily be resolved by following
a few easy Steps starting now with CALi’s
LAUNCH OF:
FELiNE FiTNESS FiGHT
FLAB FEB-FEST ©2019
Shortened and abbreviated to: 6F
during
THE DECADE OF THE CAT ~ FELiNE ©1997 ©2018
THE
FULL PURRSPECTiVE:
IF
your CAT over-doses from The COMPLICATIONS incurred and imposed by MORBiD OBESiTY,
This is One Title you never want posted on your Resumé, especially in this Age of (rampant and sometimes seething) SOCiAL MEDiA that can obliterate and snuff-out your entire CAREER – CATREER if you are in TPI: The PET Industry. If there are Young Children in your Household, chances are that Person(ality) is also being overly fed. This is when The Issue of OBESiTY turns chronic and becomes a Cross-Species Phenomena.
For The Amount of Food that you are ingesting and over-eating,
ASK OBSERVATiON
When others are starving in Third & Fourth World Countries,
ASK OBSERVATiON
LET’S DEFiNE CAT OBESiTY:
If you LOVE your PET (as I am sure all CAT Lovers do), then you will feed her well and CATXERCiSE with her as CALi My CALiCO & I do.
“This is your Home;
Eat Well.
That TRiLOGY forms The Basis of Nutrition – Resting – Movement/Exercise formulating what a Typical CAT does every Day who has a FUREVER Home. As a Protector of your PETS, make sure your CAT’s ~ CATS’ FUREVER Home runs and operates on CALi’s ESP Program as this Motto is deemed as the most effective and utilitarian Method to care for your CAT(S), one in which you will find that you’ll both LiVE happily ever after…
“America’s Premier Eventologist”
“The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World”
“The De Facto Architect of Holidays: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith”
“The Undisputed Champ of Event Creation”
“The Gatekeeper of Eventology”
“Pioneer Woman Holiday Collection”
Separate ~ SEPURRATE yourself from THE CROWD – your COMPETiTiON if you are a PET INDUSTRY LEADER (synonymous with Fortune 500 Company) by sponsoring – buying said HOLiDATES for Usage. 2020 Marks my 30TH Year of being The RingLeader in and of:
An EXCLUSiVE on this EVENT & the Remaining 365 is being offered for
Consider CALi’s HOLiDATES as The Rock, Sports & Entertainment Stars of
©1952-2019. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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you will be labeled as a
CAT KiLLER.
This is One Title you never want posted on your Resumé, especially in this Age of (rampant and sometimes seething) SOCiAL MEDiA that can obliterate and snuff-out your entire CAREER – CATREER if you are in TPI: The PET Industry. If there are Young Children in your Household, chances are that Person(ality) is also being overly fed. This is when The Issue of OBESiTY turns chronic and becomes a Cross-Species Phenomena.
THE
QUESTiON TO ASK iS:
WHY ARE YOU PUTTiNG
YOUR CAT @ RiSK?
And, most
likely: Why are you putting yourself
& Family Members at RiSK?
What is
your Problem, Human?
Can’t you
keep your Mouth closed?
For The Amount of Food that you are ingesting and over-eating,
you could keep Six (6) starving
& mal-nutritoned
KiDS iN AFRiCA
ALiVE for Ten (10)
Years.
ASK OBSERVATiON
FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 – 11:28 AM CST
With
NEWS (of Break-Throughs) on every Device & Screen you use, you can readily
access The Facts about how OBESiTY is The #1 Killer in The World with War, Violence and Climate
Change also making the LiST. Man certainly does NOT have a lot to be proud
(of).
DEATH-BY-FOOD.
When others are starving in Third & Fourth World Countries,
this does seem ridiculous, doesn’t
it?
And, when that Faulty ACTiON & Misbehavior
reaches our PETS,
then you know there is absolutely
something wrong,
that needs to be quickly changed.
ASK OBSERVATiON
FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 – 11:32 AM CST
LET’S DEFiNE CAT OBESiTY:
The
CAT-in-Question takes in (consumes and eats) more Calories than He exercises or
works off during The Course of a Day.
The added Calories are not converted in Fuel and FAT accumulates that
then affect THE CAT’s Internal Organs, increasing more Work for your PET’s
Heart, which then bears an Ill Effect on the Rest of his Body.
When
a CAT is overfed and begins to put excessive Body FAT on her/his Skeletal System,
your PET BUDDY then becomes prey and victim to a Host of horrendous Diseases ~
DIS-EASES that their Humans also get when they are overweight. But look around you. As American Obesity looms larger and larger
as 38% of Americans are chronically FAT, We (as a Collective Group) are
simultaneously over-feeding our PETS. This is CRiMiNAL.
New
Evidence, Research and Report/Studies state the same dire Circumstance is
happening around the entire GLOBE in affluent Societies. The Bottom LiNE to remember every Day
in your Daily Interactions
with your CAT(s) is:
Do not equate over-eating with
LOVE.
If you LOVE your PET (as I am sure all CAT Lovers do), then you will feed her well and CATXERCiSE with her as CALi My CALiCO & I do.
BESiDES RiCHARD SiMMONS & JACK LA LANE,
WHO LiKES TO EXERCiSE?
I
have not heard of anyone for the past 66 Years and 176 Days (as of Friday, February
1, 2019 – Day #24,282 of
My LiFE to date)
say that they like to EXERCiSE.
Getting yourself MOTiVATED
is Half of The Problem when it comes to ‘just moving.’ However, if you enlist your PET as your
PET BUDDY,
then
her Reinforcement ~ REiNFURCEMENT
will work…because you can LiE
to a Human, but lying to your CAT is taboo.
It is Part & Parcel PURRT
& PURRCEL) of being THE GUARDiAN OF THE CAT. We never ever use the Word: OWNER here at CALi CENTRAL as No Human owns a LiVE Creature. They are Part of Nature. The Idea of Ownership
implies Slavery which is a heinous State incurred by Man and some Varieities of
ANTS who also enslave their own SPECiES.
Yet,
if We are NOT FiT,
then We Humans risk it all. We Humans
will not be able to live as LONG as THE CAT does; having NiNE (9) Lives as so many
of them are blessed to possess ~ PAWSsess. And, as CALi & I always iNSERT, with Modern
Veterinarian Medicine ~ MEOWDECiNE, no Reason exists why our Beloved
CATS cannot live longer than their Proverbial ~ PURROVERBiAL 9 LiVES.
Although
most of us Humans don’t have THE PROWESS Our CATS innately have throughout the
Eons; their Keen Skils of Survival and a Little Pink or Black or Brown Nose in The
Shape of a TULiP and
their ABiLiTY to be ranked and
rated as ‘The Coolest PET’ by far and wide, a Set of Rules can be set-up in Man’s
LiFE so She/He is
more of an ACTiVE
PARTiCiPANT – in his LiFE. Luckily, for you Couch Potatoes, FEBRUARY is
(per se and PURR say) a Short Month.
For
the next 28 Days throughout The Month of February, 2019 (here on KOOPERSMiTHiN), a Daily Photograph of CALi THE CALiCO VON KOOP-HOF CATXERCISING
will be featured:
iNSERT PICTURES OF CALi THE CALiCO CATHLETE
Photo #1: 2/1/2019
Every Workout begins with a Stretch.
BTW: Feel free to share your CiA: CAT-in-Action
Photos with us.
S-T-R-E-T-C-H-I-N-G for MEOWTiVATiON:
Photo #1: 2/1/2019
Every Workout begins with a Stretch.
BTW: Feel free to share your CiA: CAT-in-Action
Photos with us.
S-T-R-E-T-C-H-I-N-G for MEOWTiVATiON:
And,
with that ACTiON
ACTiViTY as all HOLiDATES are, the new Word: Quoterm was created on Friday - FURiDAY, February 1, 2019 at
6 AM in order to cover Quotes that are also based in a Term (a Word) that explains
The Essence and Quintessence of what The Copy/Context/Content means according
to EVENTOLOGICAL PROCEDURE. There’s no better Month in which to get
started on a:
CATXERCiSE
Spree or PURROGRAM
than
now with CALi who will be showing you (interested
Readers who stop in and visit us here on this BLOG that has been an All-TiME Favorite since
November 7, 2007) via 1 PHOTO daily on how She exercises (moves and grooves)
& stays trim during February, One of the Coldest Months in the Northern
Hemisphere. Spring (unless side-tracked
by a Polar Vortex or Global Colding) will be here on March 21ST and
getting-in-Shape is always a Necessity even for those who slightly over-eat and
are not ‘as active’ during the Cold Months of the Year that coincide with FESTiVE HOLiDAY PLANNiNG. Enter: December.
Oft-Times,
CALi will be accompanied by BROW, one
of her TOY Friends
from my BOOK & MOViE
Series that is aptly entitled:
SKiN: SACRED KiNSHIP iN NATURE ™
How 10 Beloved Plush TOYS Redefine Race ©2009
IT’s
a NEW MONTH: Because
Man certainly does NOT have a lot to be proud (of), it is HiGH TiME and long overdue that
We change that. Change is constantly in The Air.
OBESiTY leading to Death
in
PETDOM (CATS & DOGS) can be eliminated
and halted. I’m sure you don’t want that
QUOTERM placed on your Tombstone:
DEATH BY FAT:
The
TiME to act is now.
Ridiculing People might get them to act in:
1-their
own Best Interest
&
2-in
the Interest of their CAT (since CATS are full-fledged Family Members).
As
I tell CALi when She wants an extra Helping:
“This is your Home;
this is not a Restaurant…”
She
gets my DRiFT and The
SHiFT begins towards
staying healthy. Because once a PET or
PERSON is fit, Maintenance must be taken to uphold that. On a Daily Basis, We
then walk the Six (6) Flights of Steps with 84 Steps from our Apartment to The
Lobby & then mosey around from November to April. For Spring TiME & Summer, We are exploring our ‘Outback’
Nature Preserve as She walks on a Leash – in Nature where The BiRDS – RABBiTS – SQUiRRELS run WiLD as they should be.
WHAT CALi SAYS: ESP @ Work & Play
Eat Well.
Sleep Well.
Play Well.
That TRiLOGY forms The Basis of Nutrition – Resting – Movement/Exercise formulating what a Typical CAT does every Day who has a FUREVER Home. As a Protector of your PETS, make sure your CAT’s ~ CATS’ FUREVER Home runs and operates on CALi’s ESP Program as this Motto is deemed as the most effective and utilitarian Method to care for your CAT(S), one in which you will find that you’ll both LiVE happily ever after…
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ever created in Man’s History by ME, ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH deemed a:
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Gene Koprowski of Insight
Magazine
Washington, DC – August
25, 1997
“The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World”
Eric Zorn of The Chicago Tribune
Chicago – January 23, 2001
“The De Facto Architect of Holidays: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith”
Colton A. Kruse: Author:
Ripleys Believe It or Not!
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/weird-holidays/
Orlando, Florida – June 7,
2017
“The Undisputed Champ of Event Creation”
Doug Criss of CNN
Atlanta, GA – February 26,
2018
“The Gatekeeper of Eventology”
Cody LaGrow – Newsy
Chicago (18 Million Homes)
- April 11, 2018
“Pioneer Woman Holiday Collection”
Larry Potash & Robin
Baumgarten – WGN Morning News
Chicago, IL – May 3, 2018
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~ Chicago Illinois USA
ADDiTIONAL READING:
BLOG dated: SATURDAY,
NOVEMBER 3, 2018
#EmPEThy. Activating Empathy, ASK: Adrienne Sioux
Koopersmith’s PET BILL OF RIGHTS highlights the Acronym of: EmPEThy: Every
Man’s Passion Engaging The Human Years. Giving Our PETS an additional &
benevolent Voice in an Era wrought with Greed, Corruption, Homelessness &
Despair.
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