Saturday, March 22, 2008

Koopersmith's Eventological Advice on: Temporarily Postponing Easter: Sunday, March 23, 2008

Let's face it, folks. It's no fun whatsoever to go Easter Egg Hunting in 3 feet of snow or
when the homestead is being washed away by major floods that have gotten out of hand.

Global Warming has not hit The United States yet. If anything, it can be technically defined as:

Global Freezing

that has bombarded the USA for a solid 2.5 months. This winter has been one of the cruellest in recorded Weather History.

To complicate the matter, because Easter is 3-4 weeks early, the Kids in all of us are not able to celebrate appropriately.

Therefore, ASK: Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
'America's Premier Eventologist'
'The Premier Eventologist in the History of the World'

advises to participate in her eco-Easter Event that happens the day after Easter.

Buy all your Easter Baskets, eggs, candies, accoutrements, etc. while on Sale at (at least)50% off and then wait till the middle of April when the grass is green and the temperature is at least 60 degrees to fully celebrate the Occasion. What is more memorable to a small child than their first Easter Egg Hunt.

"Being stuck at a major airport while snows blast across the state are not fun. This may be the Best Plan yet..." advises Koopersmith from her Studio in Chicago, IL. "Let the kids have their Day in the Sun...when the Spirit is truly there."

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