Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Launch of V8 DAY INTERNATIONAL ©2010 premiering on November 8, 2010

The Official EVENTOLOGICAL Proclamation / The Formal Announcement

Whereas, V8 is a complex but nourishing Drink that Generations have enjoyed and continue to do so;

Whereas, V8 unites People in the(ir) shared Quest to be healthy;

Whereas, V8 provides 8 essential Vegetables that fortify the average Human with the Nutrients needed in his or her Day as a means to maintain Optimal Heath;

Whereas, V8 aids the Modern Consumer in meeting their required Allotment of Vitamins without any of the unnecessary Toil or messy Clean-up Efforts of Preparation.

Whereas, V8 is the Healthiest Alternative to Sodas, Chips & Junk Food(s) that lead to Faulty Eating and Habit-forming Addictions as well as a complicated Array of Life-Altering Ailments, Complications and Diseases.

Whereas, V8 comes in 6 specific Variations including Low Sodium, High Fiber, Heart Healthy, V-Lite®, Essential Antioxidants & Spicy Hot, able to quench all Thirsts in a single Serving or Helping, although more V8 equates to better Nutrition in the Human Diet.

Whereas, V8 is available in 4 specific Sizes (6.55 fluid oz. to 11.5 fluid oz. to 46 fluid oz. to 64 fluid oz.) and 2 Types of Containers (namely Tin & Plastic) for easy Carrying and Storage Means.

Whereas, V8 can be readily purchased at Grocery, Convenience, Discount Stores, Food Lockers and other Retail Outlets where fine Beverages are marketed.

Therefore, when The Clock strikes 11:08 AM and 11:08 PM on Monday, NoVember 8, 2010 (deemed as the 11TH Month and 8TH Day of The Year), Campbell’s V8 Vegetable Juice Customers (both near and afar; young and old; meek and sleek) will raise a Glass or Goblet of V8 Vegetable Juice to mark the Celebratory Launch of The Premiere EVENT (HOLIDATE) and toast their Health and Wellness for Today & the Future as Campbell’s planned it to be.

Signed, Sealed, Proclaimed & Delivered by:
on The 15TH of October, 2010 @ 11:40 AM CST
‘America’s Premier Eventologist’ – INSIGHT MAGAZINE – Washington, DC – August, 1997
‘The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World’ – THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE – Chicago, IL – January, 2001

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