Sunday, August 25, 2013

Cracking the @ASK_KOOPERSMITH CODE: Cheep-est Offer Devised/Delivered Ever. ©2013 Twitter 2 the Rescue.




100 Tweets

 a Day

keeps your Brand/Project/Product

fresh ’n alive in the Twitterosphere.”


Your Product or Project deserves to be immortalized [as well as tweeted and retweeted] beginning NOW as Time is of the Essence and your Topic (which is filled with leading and instrumental Buzz Terms, Lingo and LifeStyle Innuendos) is HOT! HOT!! HOT!!!


Therefore, as an International PRAM-ologist (Public Relations – Advertising – Marketing Expert) who realizes the Importance of Branding and its Mix with Popular Culture via the Masses, I can personally assist you via the following OTO: One-Time Offer:


100 Tweets (custom selected) and sent out (One Day’s Work) = $155.

This includes its $50 Write-Up & $5 Bank Service Charge.


For those more adventurous who sign-up with the 500 Tweet Count Minimum, that Total Start-up Package = $555.


You pick Package and the Day(s) that would suit your Strategies for their best in Optimal Exposure.


At the End of The Blitz, your Name (Project – Brand – Organization) has reached either 100 or 500 very important Contacts (inclusive of Media Outlets & choice Industries) that may certainly Retweet and/or ‘Favor’ your News and keep ‘The Buzz’ stirring.   My customized Tweets have that Effect on Readers.


DOING THE MATH:  A Buck-A-Tweet is dirt ‘cheap.’ I mean:  CHEEP, of course.  Obtaining Name Recognition is the most stunning, relevant and mandatory of Ways when making a First Impression great. 


THESE 2 OFFERS EXPIRE:  Sunday, September 1, 2013 – 12 AM

They will return on Thursday, September 5TH after some mild Seasonal Adjustments.


PREMIUMS:  For an additional $300, the List of Twitter Notables that I send your NEWS to is included at the Finale of your Run.  Most Public Relations Companies do not divulge or include this Service in their Rates and/or Retainer Fees with their Clients. I (on the other hand) do not want to hide anything from my Clients as I ‘root’ them on to future Successes.

This 300 List of Notables consists of those who you should then contact when sending out your Year-End-In-Review. A Year-End-In-Review is mandatory in the Launching of a new Brand/Project/Product.  A Year-End-In-Review summarizes your current Year and launches your Brand into The New Year, 2014 so that ‘everyone’ knows about your Goals in the Months ahead.  Media Outlets that work from an Editorial Calendar can then schedule a STORY  with you. That entire Process is termed as Follow-up. 


PROMOTIONAL #2:  Too much of a Good Thing.’ 

The Rate of $2,000 a Month is prepaid on the 25TH of the Month. If the year-long $24,000 Amount is prepaid in total, an additional 100 Tweet-Pac Bonus is sent out on your Birthday as a thank you.  The Rate is $2,000 a Month equates to $25/Hour or 80 Hours a Month; Four Hours per Day for 5 Days a Week. 


PROMOTIONAL #3:   Too much of a Great Thing.’ 

My Retainer Rates (extremely reasonable compared to Madison &/or Michigan Avenue Agencies) is where I am hired and am on-call 24/7.  That is:


IF I get an Idea for you (and/or your project/program) in the middle of the night, I pop out of bed and immediately write it down.


IF I’m invited to a Party & meet someone who can further your Career, I hand them your Card.


IF I’m in transit roving about; spot an intriguing billboard and think of an ideal Concept that may help you, I record that Thought and then relay it back to you at first chance. 

BEING ON-CALL FOR THE YEAR:  The List of Possibilities when you retain a Publicist of my Caliber and Stature are too numerous to name.  The Publications/Stations listed at the close of this TWEET-A-PALOOZA can attest to my Work Ethic as well as displaying what it takes to ‘attract’ others to peruse your Material. 


Those larger Mailings are highly customized and must be discussed in full detail as they employ my knowledgeable Use of LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter & Email Media Listings.  The Retainer 24/7 Rate is $36,000 for a Year’s Work, prepaid. The Particulars, of course, need TBD:  To Be Discussed.    

Let’s start that Discussion now. I’m accepting only three (3) more Clients for 2013.  Feel free to contact me directly at: 




“People read what ASK writes about…”

Chicago – Illinois USA


( 847-630-9201 – ASK’s Cell

( 847-890-1489 – ASK’s Manager

( 847-448-0544 – ASK’s VoiceMail












 “Only 140 Characters R keeping U away from Success.

Treat yourself to a real Tweet, ASK-Style.
Let’s see what happens.   Let’s roll! ”

Quote of ASK:

Monday, August 26, 2013 – 1:05 PM CST






More Media Opportunities via my Media Strides:

  1990 - Present

A List of where my Writings/Stations have appeared who can attest to my Work Ethic include:

USA Today, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Insight Magazine, The Chicago Tribune, The Chicago Sun-Times, Time Magazine,  ESPN: The Magazine; Fast Company, Redbook, More Magazine, Woman’s World, Sports Illustrated For Kids, Village Voice, Nickelodeon, The Times Picayune, The Gainesville Sun, The Springfield News-Leader, Dave Egger’s Might Magazine, The Milwaukee-Journal-Sentinel, The Detroit Free Press, The Daily Herald, The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, The Atlanta Journal Constitution, The Advocate/Greenwich Time, The San Antonio Express, The Dallas Morning News, Skyline, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Home Cooking, Cooking Light, Chase’s Calendar of Events, The Daily Northwestern, Popular Photography and Imaging, Shutterbug, Kennedy’s Confection (London, England), Eric Cohen Books (Israel) and an Estonian Newspaper as well as an endless Assortment of Websites since 1994, followed by Blogs, Facebook Postings, ‘Tweets’ on  Twitter and employing other popular Social Networks.  Besides being the Guest on over 3,000 Radio Interviews (including The Voice of America since 1990), ABC, NBC, CBS & MSNBC Television Networks have also featured me for my Creation of these Creative Words + Works.

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