Monday, August 23, 2010

If you're an ANT or RestaurANT Owner & Lover, here's your Chance...

DATELINE: August 23, 2010 - 4 PM CST
Revision #1: August 24, 2010 - 1:40 PM CST

BLOG MEDIA RELEASE

A PROPOSAL TO SAVE THE PLANET ONE RESTAURANT @ A TIME

By: ASK: ADRiENNE SiOUX KOOPERSMiTH
QuarterFinalist: Scriptapalooza's International Screenplay Competition: 2010
Scriptwriter: iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS ©2009-2010
Franchise of: SKiN: SACRED KINSHIP iN NATURE™
HOW 10 BELOVED PLUSH TOYS REDEFINE RACE ©2009
Chicago, Illinois USA

PREFACE: How can something so LITTLE ‘bug’ us so much! It’s not about Size, it’s about persistANTS. Enter: ANTS, the Root of many of our Words as well as Worlds. ANTS come ‘n go and have done that Act(ion) consistANTly for 170,000,000 years now. Rewrite how you feel about THE iNSECT KiNGDOM by joining me for the much ANTicipated Premier of WORLD RESTAURANT DAY ©2010 on Sunday, August 21, 2011.

It may be impossible to calculate the total Number of RestaurANTS on the Planet Earth as it is to take a Census on each & every Living ANT, but it’s always possible to dream and to dream BiG. Since the Root Word of RestaurANT, undoubtedly is ANT, per my Creative Logic & Linguistic Observation and for the promotional Record, Sake & Sanctity of my Movie Script, its accompanying Book & Fairy Tale:

iN THE COMPANY OF ANTS ©2009-2010

I can’t help but advance a Theory that will evidANTly change ‘The Course’ (Pun intended) of Modern Eating and take a ‘bite out’ (another intentional Pun) of our looming Problem of Global Warming and a rapidly changing Eco-System. That Concept is to hold an EVENTOLOGICAL HOLIDATE® (of which I am popularly noted as: ‘America’s Premier Eventologist’ & ‘The Premier Eventologist in The History of The World’) in which:

Every Restaurant across The World participates
(on a selected Day in August of 2011)
that I have declared as:

AUGUST IS ANT APPRECIATION MONTH ©2009.

Insects are mighty pertinANT in our Crop & Food Harvests. Studying them in their Habitats (that they share with us & it really is not the other Way around) is totally fascinating. Lifelong Careers have been formed focusing on The ANT-iquity of ANTS. An EVENT of this Nature (Pun #3 there) – whereby Restaurateurs – hold a Day-long Party with a Portion of the Proceeds advancing a Green Group (of which I will comprise that Listing) would be as great and beneficial as a Live Aids Concert. The Route? The EVENT starts in Australia (like Clockwork) and works its Way around The World, exactly like New Years’ Celebrations do.

In 2000, the International Hotel & Restaurant Association published an Excerpt or Research Report called ‘The Restaurant Revolution.’ Although a Decade old, the Statistics may be somewhat different (especially with the Proliferation of Reality TV Shows beginning in the 21ST Century catering to Food & all it encompasses); however, Dining & Wining continue to be ‘BIG Business’ and when combined with an importANT Cause as The Life of The Planet, mightier still.

IHRA’s Summary mentions Facts about the AmouNT of RestaurANTS that make this Special Occasion, WORLD RestaurANT DAY ©2010 especially enticing as:

- 8.1 million RestaurANTS in 103 Countries surveyed;

- Average of 78,313 RestaurANTS per Country;

- The Number of RestaurANTS within each Region ranged from 4,723 in the Caribbean to 698,040 in Northeast Asia; and

- The low-income Countries have approximately one RestaurANT unit per 618 People; the upper-middle income Group has one RestaurANT unit per 268 People. The average Number of Outlets across all Nations is one RestaurANT Unit per 477 Individuals.

Whether The EstablishmANT is a 5-Star Eatery, Fast Food Chain, Bistro, Brasserie, Outdoor CafĂ©, Diner, Dive, Deli, Drive-In, Hamburger Stand, Lunch Counter, Cafeteria, Sandwich Shop, Saloon, Hash House, ChopHouse, Pub or full-fledged cANTina & cANTeen, here is a shining Opportunity for you & your Loved ones to do good – to save our only Home. WORLD RESTAURANT DAY ©2010 is an Honorable & universally Cultural Means to ‘break Bread’ by honoring this humble & industrious Creature, THE ANT (who assumed Ecological Dominance (DominANTS in fluANT ANT-ese) 60,000,000 years ago) & to assure that Eating out never tasted so good, for a Cause – Life & Living Well – that is near and dear to every Creature.

Please contact me at:

Adrienne.Sioux.Koopersmith@gmail.com
http://adriennesiouxkoopersmith.blogspot.com/
twitter.com/ask_koopersmith

if you wish to get involved in WORLD RESTAURANT DAY ©2010; become a Sponsor; have Questions; want to secure an Interview, etc. Monday, November 15, 2010 is the Deadline for all pertinANT Business Queries.


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©1979-2010. ADRIENNE SIOUX KOOPERSMITH. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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