Dear Mars Bars: John Mars & Paul S. Michaels: As you had asked:
You’re not you when you’re hungry. Who do you become when hunger strikes?
And since those are my very own G-d given initials, I have an Answer for you that goes like this:
When Hunger strikes, I cannot focus and/or concentrate at all until I am satisfied by food. I then am only concerned about taking a break to get something to eat. Being a creative, many times, I skip meals which is really not good for me or anyone for that matter.
Can U imagine what it's like to be perpetually hungry like those poor kids in Africa and Bi-Afra who have been starving since I was a kid in the 1950s? Now, that's real Hunger. Actually, it's classified as Starvation. But there are plenty of people here in the STATES who do not have proper meals and/or a neat treat like a good old-fashioned Snicker Bar that beats that hunger with each swallow.
But I would honestly say I get grumpy and irritable when I am hungry. There's a Thing called: HALT: Hunger-Anger Lonely Tired. Those deal with the 4 basic NEEDS that must be MET in Mankind for him/her to have a Nice Day. AND, if you take the word SNICKERS a part – as I have as I’m a ‘brilliant Wordsmith as well as Koopersmith’ as Kip Forbes of Forbes Magazine said of my writing expertise back in April of 2005, you have this clever Acronym at hand:
s-NIC-k-E-rs...the WORD Nice.
It is NICE to have a SNICKERS. In more than one way…
Ok, Messrs. Mars and Michaels: Now, let’s talk biz. Do I get SNICKERS for life and a Certified Check for $1,000,000 for that - it definitely could be a new Ad Campaign - that's for sure – using the NICE element of your bar – our bar:
When you have the time, check back with me for the particulars and where to MAIL THAT CHECK and stash of Bars! I’m ready to do a Prime Time TV commercial endorsing your Bar, all ‘snickers’ aside!
I know I speak for Billions of People the last 82 years (since 1930 when Mars introduced Snickers, named after the favorite Horse of the Mars family. Thank you, Wikipedia ) when I say: Thanks for SNICKERS, the Year Round Treat that we love to bite into! Indeed one of my Favorite Food Groups.
Screenwriter - Author - Eventologist - Promoter
Chicago - IL USA
Editorial Note: Also posted at:
with the BLOG called: "Snickers: The Candy Facebookers love to eat." Quote of ASK, 'America's Premier EAT-Ventologist'.
WITH THE PSYCHOLOGY BEING: That Way (when I’m sleeping tonite), People 10,000 miles away can be reading and nougating their time away…